Penis 

n. A part of the male human body that operates itself in a most incriminating manner.

I was going to make the job interview but the penis decided I should visit my girl instead.

Penis by Mykl66 September 18, 2012

penis 

a stick that are on men and that girls usually suck on when trying to have a baby.when gets exited white salty creamy and sticky stuff shoots out.has a sack hanging down from it with 2 round small balls called "balls".also when gets exited gets bigger cause blood from your head goes down into the penis.to get it exicted just simply rub on it,have someone suck on it,suck on it yourself or just fuck with another girl.

"hey can you suck my penis?" "sure"

penis by fjdhaidghui July 24, 2006

Penis 

Something Ronald wishes he had.

I wish i had a penis like every other normal guy...

Penis by Sherazzaz January 9, 2011

penis 

the stick that hangs between mens leg's

look at ur penis its huge

penis by felixio November 22, 2004

penis 

Substitute for a large powerful and/or European sports car.

That man drives a Porsche, he must have a very small penis.

I drive a Volvo, I have a huge penis.

penis by Matt December 18, 2003

penis 

the nicest thing ever... best huge and hard. other words for penis - dickcock boner ect ect. use during sex. gets ramed up a girls hole until it feels good then she moans to im so much for more. men enjoy it when it is licked and rubbed and sucked.

Woman - oh baby i love the feeling of your hard, erect penis inside my soft, wet vagina.

Man - yeah, last night was fun. if you want that to happen ever again you better kneel down on the floor and give me the best and longest blow job ever while i watch the football.

penis by horney May 19, 2007

Penis 

purple headed yogart flinger

Penis by Rob August 4, 2003