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the nicest thing ever... best huge and hard. other words for penis - dickcock boner ect ect. use during sex. gets ramed up a girls hole until it feels good then she moans to im so much for more. men enjoy it when it is licked and rubbed and sucked.
Woman - oh baby i love the feeling of your hard, erect penis inside my soft, wet vagina.

Man - yeah, last night was fun. if you want that to happen ever again you better kneel down on the floor and give me the best and longest blow job ever while i watch the football.
by horney May 5, 2007
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