ratchet oven 

When you smell check a girl and lift the blanket like a dutch oven and her vagina smells ratchet. The smell smacks you in the face like a dutch oven fart. Thats a "ratchet oven".

Smell check, then lift the blankets and smack in your face like a dutch oven...
"Yo B... Get your dirty ratchet vagina out of my bed!"

Example- (conversation between friends)
Boy- "Yea one time i messed with this stripper chic, i did the smell check. I got all comfy under my covers and woosh it hit me in the face smelling like shit box"
Girl- "ewe, now thats what you call a ratchet oven"
Boy- "LMAO, Damn right, I told that nasty b*tch to get her dirty self out of my bed"
Girl- "Dont let that happen again"

ratchet oven by S.Dot Sweets July 10, 2012

dutch oven 

the act of farting under the cover and pulling it over another person's head

Timmy farted under the cover gave kori a Dutch oven/

dutch oven by ks143 October 17, 2008

Dutch Oven 

A loving sex move that involves a man forcing his girl's head under the duvet as he lets a big smelly, eggy fart go and literally traps her in there. Almost like an oven, she literally cooks in the heat and sometimes loses conciousness (dependant on strength of the bum-cough). Often questioned 'why' this is sexual, the answer is not known.

'Did you see the ambulance round Big James Kendall's house? Aparently he 'dutch ovened' his girlfried on the back of a night out in a curry house. She nearly died, twice.'

Dutch Oven by Will Atkinson March 17, 2008

a dutch oven 

To silently fart under the duvet, jump out of bed, run around to your partner and push your buttocks to their face as if going to fart. Your partner will, out of instinct, dive under the duvet straight into the ambush of whiff. A perfect dutch oven.

The missus has PMS, I'll reward her later with a dutch oven.

a dutch oven by Poleyhants January 31, 2007

Mexican Mud Oven 

Similar to a Dutch Oven. While your partner is in bed with you, and their head is under the covers, you flatulate and a little extra surprise escapes.

Kat looked up in disgust and wiped the gift of Hershey Squirts off her face from the Mexican Mud Oven Randy gave her.

Mexican Mud Oven by Tom E. January 6, 2009

Two Muffins In An Oven

Possibly THE best joke of all time.
Only just beaten by your face.

Two muffins in an oven.
One muffin says "wow, it's so hot in here"
The other muffin says "AAAAAH, A talking muffin!"

Two Muffins In An Oven by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 8, 2009

Dutch Oven 

when you are laying in bed with a "significant other" and you fart then hold her head under the blanket

girl: what did you get me for valentines day
guy: hold on...wait a minute...i got something....DUTCH OVEN!!!!

Dutch Oven by hooplah February 19, 2004