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Morris

by Dan$Man February 5, 2025
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Morris Knolls High School

No one knows how to spell correctly there! Their student section is trash same with their football team
Oh you go to Morris Knolls High School ,you must be a p****y
by anonymous September 14, 2022
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Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 26, 2011
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The Morris

A standard unit of size (volume) or mass equal to a Morris Oxford motor car.

Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.
Dude 1: Jesus - look at the size of that guys head....
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.

Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!
by PWO 159 March 18, 2010
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Morris' Law

The opposite of Moore's Law. Says that microchip performance increases but wafer costs increase at the square (^2) of performance uplift of said microchip.
Morris' Law has overtaken Moore's law now that TSMC has no real competition.
by PD W April 8, 2025
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Morris

A short guy with a penis longer than his height
A:how did Morris’s morris reach the ceiling
by Phantom lol March 6, 2022
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Morris.

MORRIS.:
Handsome young man and very cool person. They are very smart and loyal. Even though they are very quiet, their actions speaks louder.
The guy everyone was thinking about is Morris.
by Cynott November 23, 2021
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