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Monakis

A very hot chick that makes you want to bust in your pants when she walks by. Loves to throw you kisses and begs for her ass to be smacked. Most commonly known for her silly personality that captures many hearts. She is the intriguing angel who is what she is not and acts mostly on spur of the moment ideas! compulsive, fabulous, sexy, sassy, and blunt, American, original, 5 second attention span.
The monakis in her just can't pay attention. Get a load of that monakis dancer. Careful, she may be monakis. Don't be so monakis and pay attention.
by Monakis August 30, 2010
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Minaples

"you spelled Minneapolis wrong"

"no! it's minaples now. im from the future"

gods you're dumb"
by carlwillruletheworld June 19, 2011
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Manapeed

10 or dudes buttfuckin each-other in linear fashion
The boys and I lined up an had ourselves a manapeed last night
by Alwaysdodrew October 24, 2011
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Manap

The taking away of a man by force, usually against his will.
"I want to manap you"
by Ksny December 1, 2011
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Mona Lisa cleavage

When a cleavage looks kind of perky and happy but also a little on the sad any unperky side at the same time.
"Have you seen Emily's breasts? Her tits are like "Wow!" but also kind of "Meh." at the same time... I feel like her cleavage is somehow smiling at me--but also frowning at me! It's like she's got that whole Mona Lisa Cleavage thing going on. You know, like auntie Sara."
by Turtleboy3000 September 19, 2016
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Monagamous

A relationship of one person exclusively nagging one other.
Liv is in a Monagamous relationship with Ash.
by Hugo W August 26, 2016
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menaporsche

The male menopause. Often afflicts middle aged men, resulting in the following symptoms. Chasing girls half their age. Chasing girls half their weight. Wearing leather trousers. Sporting an earring. Buying a german sports car. Has been known to coincide with males who are not well endowed.
Talk about menaporsche. My letchy boss Dave has started wearing spray on leather pants and lunging by my desk. And what's with the earring the pathetic twat.
by Working Class Intellectual September 8, 2016
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