Michigan Buttplug

A Michigan native utilizing the far left lane of an interstate or highway without passing other vehicles.

Another siting of a Michigan Buttplug tamponing the passing lane on I94 eastbound.

by norm the plum June 5, 2017

Michigan Women's Festival

Thick, Forrest-like pubic covered area ranging from the pubic bone to the fupa, usually from sparse sexual activity.

I wanted to go home with him, but it's a Michigan Women's Festival down there right now.

by Insomniadam June 15, 2017

michigan basement

When you turn a woman over, saying you're going to have anal sex, but instead shove dirt into her rectum.

Last night I gave Melissa a Michigan Basement

by Elizafox July 6, 2017

Michigan Maijala

When your teacher is a milf and regularly tutors you. At a tutoring session you stick your 12 inch cock in your teachers. Amid the throatfuck you light her on fire,and cum in her face.

Did you hear Aj did the Michigan Maijala with Mrs. Johnson?!

by TheLubyLuber September 17, 2017

Michigan Motherload

An abnormal amount of ejaculate. Refers to the Great Lakes surrounding Michigan, and that the amount of ejacualte can be compared to the water in said Lakes. For obvious reasons, this should only be used involving EXTREME amounts of ejaculate. Otherwise, refer to Salt Lake Salt Bath.

Man, that was one Michigan Motherload I fired off there!

by Koolpa May 22, 2018

Michignorance

A grotesque lack of general knowledge related to the American state of Michigan. Not knowing things like the fact that Michigan has two separate peninsulas and 3200 miles of Great Lakes coastline. People who are Michignorant can’t even point Michigan out on a map despite the giant, waving hand that is the Lower Peninsula.

Billy thinks that a “party store” is where you buy streamers and balloons and not bread, beer smokes or pop. Talk about michignorance!

I’m tired of explaining to the michignorant that there is no “south Detroit.”

Billy is michignorant. He thinks that “Up North” means Canada and not northern Michigan excluding the Upper Peninsula.

by LeighRay May 23, 2019

Michigan tap dancing

The sound that's made when people come inside from being out in the snow and stomp their boots on the floor to get all the snow off of them.

The kids must be back from sledding, I can hear them Michigan tap dancing downstairs.

by calvinswim February 18, 2020