toffee on the mace

To receive fellatio from an individual when you have no intention of sexually satisfying said individual or progressing to full sexual intercourse.

"did you pull in that club last night?"

"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"

by ghahfarokhi December 10, 2008

micaela

The weird girl in your group, that loves Nutella.Usually cares about dogs and probably names her dog sushi . She's really funny and likes to talk as minions. She believes that she is a unicorn but she is still an ordinary girl.She will maybe a lawyer but she's a really good major poet. Micaela has a funny dad but a responsible mom. She might be the oldest sister. She likes to sing,dance and act. She's not shy and always be there if you need her.

Girl 1: I need to do a poem for homework
Girl 2: You might ask Micaela for help she's very good at that

by wuth March 28, 2016

macedonia

desrcibtion: Former member of the 'Greek City-States'.

synonim: Greek ass-kisser

Aim: To respect Greece forever, because they let Macedonia be a member of their nation

Philips II: Let's unite Greece!

Greeks: Who the hell are you son?

Phillips II: I'm philly, from macedonia, your greatest fan! If I can join you, Greeks, my son will try to conquer the world, with your armies, under the name of Greece. He will fail miserably, but will be remembered forever!

Greek1: Sure why not, aye?
Greek2: aye!
Greek3: aye!
Greek4: aye!
Greek5: aye!
etc.

by O.B.Ron January 5, 2008

MacEwan

A rat hole where the failures and dropouts go after they find out they can't make it at the University of Alberta.

Bob: Did you hear that Jim dropped out?
Jack: What's he up to now?
Bob: I hear he applied to MacEwan.
Jack: Poor kid...

by Badland Bob March 13, 2017

micaeli

The name of an extremely unique gift from God. She is a beautiful person and has an even more beautiful soul. Find you a "Micaeli" and never let her go

You: I finally found my soul mate.

Friend: What's her name?
You: Micaeli.

by Cinnamoncandi December 18, 2016

micaela

Someone who loves and cares for hamsters of all shapes and sizes, but especially little small ones that are probably called something like hammy ham ham; A girl known to play dirty.

You ate my hamster, if only you were a Micaela.
That rugby hit was so Micaela.

by HAMMY_HAM_HAM October 7, 2006

Macedonian

A person who is ethnically Macedonian...He is neither a Serb,nor Bulgarian,nor Albanian,and nor greek...He enjoys drinking home made RAKIJA who will get u drunk from one drip.He enjoys parties.A widehearted person who is very friendly to everyone,but also can become a deadly enemy if insulted.He enjoys killing greeks.Perhaps he is most close to the Turkish people more than others.Also the history and LAND of his nation is stolen from Gayreece Bulgaria and Serbia...He is hated by them because his identity...Although there are proofs that the Macedonian are different people from the greeks of FOPOG(Former Ottoman Province of Greece)the bulgarians and serbians...And a few questions...If the Macedonians were greeks then how come they butchered the greek armies at the battle of Chaeronea,burnt Teba to ash,worshipped different God from the greeks?And if they were Bulgarians,why did they joined forces against the Bulgarians in XX century and fought against the Bulgarian occupator in 1945?And if they were Serbs then why did they killed the serbian king in Marseille in 1939?-Although these races try to steal the history they know they will lose the war against the Macedonians...

Greek:Are you from Skopia?
Macedonian:NO,IM FROM MACEDONIA..
Greek:So,you are greek?
Macedonian:Are u kidding me...GREEKS ARE GAYS...
Greek:Gamisou malaka!!!
Macedonian:(hits him a punch and the greek falls 4 meters away)
Bulgarian:O bratja Makedonci...Kakvo pravite vie v nasha i vasha Blgarija?
Macedonian:Nasha?(hits the bulgarian with punch and the bulgarian yells:AH SHTE TI EBA MAJKATA SRABSKA!!!)
Serb:O Makedonac,shta ima novo u BJRM(FYROM)
Macedonian:Pa toa shto go nema vo BJRS(FYROS)(Former Yugoslavian Republic of Serbia)...
Serb:Ah mamu ti jebem bugarskog...
Macedonian:(hits the serb with a punch and the serb cries)...
Turk:Hey,are you from Macedonia
Macedonian:Yes,I am...
Turk:Nice...You are like brother to me...

by Alexander III the Great November 2, 2008