Mexican Sparkler

The act of a man climaxing on his back with his penis pointing straight in the air so that his ejaculate looks like a Cinco de Mayo fireworks display
All John wanted for Christmas was a Mexican Sparkler.
by Irish Jack December 27, 2014
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Mexican Dentist

A guy whose received a blowjob by a Mexican woman in Mexico.
Hey man, I totally got my degree in Mexican dentistry yesterday
by i am McLovin March 16, 2013
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mexican trampoline

A sex position where the man is on bottom and the woman is on top, waiting just above the man's penis. Similar to a Mexican using a trampoline to gain entry into the U.S., the man uses the bed springs to thrust his errect penis directly into the woman.
After I got home from my job at the cricket breeding clinic, I got home and took a watery dump on the bathroom tile. I missed the toilet intentionally. I wanted to slide around in it like i was in the very tip of ocean surf laying on the beech; a comfortable wetness. My son's babysitter walked in and slipped on it. While she was in mid air, I gave her an earth-shattering Mexican Trampoline
by TheHardLog September 05, 2017
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mexican lottery

When you get two sodas from a vending machine for the price of one.
Guy 1:Bro i just won the mexican lottery want a snapple

Guy 2: yhea thanks man
by dietxrich January 26, 2010
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Mexican Minute

A time interval that is longer then a minute usually anywhere from 15 to 30 minutes.
by Rjahn June 11, 2010
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mexican food

It's almost always...
...A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
No, seriously.
What is a taco? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
What is a burrtio? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
What is a fajita? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
What are nachos? Little tortillas with meat, cheese and lettuce.

But seriously. Mexican food is food from Mexico.
And it's good.
:D
Let's go get some Mexican food! I could really go for a tortilla wrapped around some meat, cheese and lettuce.
by Koori January 01, 2007
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Mexican-Roadblock

A Mexican-roadblock occurs on a two or more lane road where 2 (or more) cars are traveling next to eachother at the same speed (usually under the speed limit), not allowing the following traffic to pass. Most noticeable on the highway in a light traffic situation, where two cars stop the flow of traffic wishing to pass.
i was late to work because i got stuck behind stuck behind a mexican-roadblock
by carolus rex June 08, 2004
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