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Real Madrid

A shitty full of money team, in which there are variety of actors who might actually win an oscar sooner than Leo Di Caprio .
-Hey mate,did u know that Ronaldo( i meant the whole fuckin* Real Madrid) fell and "broke his leg" and then scored a goal by penalty?
-HAAAHAHHAA.nothing new man.
by Themalebi4 October 2, 2014
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The Matrix

Term used to describe the philosophic concept/idea that reality as we perceive it is not the 'true reality', but a shared make-belief acting as a layer to shield off true reality. Usually this make-belief reality, or virtual reality, is controlled by a malicious entity.

The concept stems from (Christian) Gnosticism, which resolved around the idea that we live in a world that isn't true, and that's created by a malicious god. The goal of gnostics is to break free from this world (and hence gain control of it).

The influence of Plato's cave allegory is clear in both gnosticism and the Matrix-movie, but with the significant difference that Plato's cave allegory meant was meant to embody the idea that reality as we perceive it is merely the shadow of the true reality, aka the world of ideas.
Woa, so gnosticism basically comes down to us being in the Matrix?
by Egregius November 16, 2003
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maarit

A beautiful person who likes to help people....
Maarit... you are the best!
by Defineitnow April 19, 2017
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the matrix

The act of ruining an awsome movie by making two more pointless sequels just to make more money on the box office.
The Matrix was an awsome movie, but Matrix Reloaded and Revolution both sucked major nuts.
by Fuckitall July 11, 2006
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Matrix

A dramatic way of saying one kicked ass or beat someone up.
He came at me, so I went all matrix on his ass.
by Matthew November 14, 2003
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The Matrix

an excellent movie that has fantastic SPFX, a semi decent story line, mediocre acting and awesome fight scenes, which grabs the viewer into believing that these movies are the best thing since STAR WARS, only to find that the next two movies where written and directed by intoxicated watchers of the tele tubbies, turning what is possibly the best original movie in years into the good part of the worst method of spending my hard earned money to see a movie when the trailer is so much better than the movie itself
I saw the first matrix, it was awesome. I can't wait for the sequels!
I saw the second movie, it didnt make alot of sense, and it was nearly all dialog.
I saw the third movie, thank fuck neo died, I hate the bastard! I wan't the last two and a half hours of my life back!!! What a crock of shit
by Evil January 9, 2004
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Matrinah

The most beautiful girl on the face of the planet. Once you meet her it is impossible to stop thinking about her. In every way, she is perfect
Michael met Matrinah and immediately knew that she was absolutely perfect.
by MichaelQ3265 October 22, 2013
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