Manaconda

A man's anaconda, or very large penis

-"Last night my man fucked me deep with his manaconda"
-"Lucky! I wish my man had a manaconda!"

by whipit good November 7, 2007

The Fandom Menace

A group of right wing reactionary content creators on YouTube who hate everything woke especially Disney Star Wars.

The Fandom Menace is toxic.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh February 12, 2022

Manager special

When SaveMart takes all their post dated meat thats turning green and re-labels it with "MANAGER SPECIAL!" stickers.

I've been in the hospital for a week now from eating the manager special from SaveMart.

by 4550apollo December 29, 2007

too many letters; didn't manage

One can say about something inappropriately lengthy. Abbreviation is tml;dm.

x: Dude, you're totally have to check it out!
y: too many letters; didn't manage :(

by nefis February 6, 2009

managerspeak

The idiom of idiots. Things that managers say to obfuscate their true meaning.

Examples of managerspeak are "market realignment", "pro-active", "actionable", "incentivise" etc.

by MrM0bile August 13, 2006

blue menace

Five-oh, piggies, po-po, or as most people know them as, cops. Blue as in their uniforms, menace as in hem harassing people that they see as "punks".

God damnit, the blue menace ticketed me and all i was doing was cruising down the street, listening to my tunes.

by hex October 30, 2004

Knowledge Management

Knowledge Management (KM) is a discipline of management supposedly dedicated to ensuring that people in an organisation have timely access to the information and expertise they need to do their job. In reality, KM is a discipline full of semi-literate twats who like to use big words. They say things like "We're going to strategically align our knowledge resources with the company-wide strategy going forwards","We're moving into the client space", "I'm mostly working on the growth pillar to add value", and "Going forwards, we're working on a P2P strategy to add value and capture tacit knowledge." In English, all of this roughly translates into one sentence "I'm a giant wanker who produces no meaningful work and talks a load of shite. Senior managers love me because I sound good to other people who only have a fourth grade reading level and are impressed by big words".

KM adds nothing useful to any organisation, except where they have managed to take over research and subscription services or database management. In which cases, the managers take all credit for the work done by their lowly minions, thus further convincing senior management that they "add value", when the reality is quite the opposite. Any cost-cutting exercise in any large organisation should start by savagely slashing the senior KM people - let the minions report to each other and you'll probably get a lot more done anyway.

I tried to find some information but it had been knowledge managed

by ex-KM-minion April 6, 2005