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Mary Margaret

Is one fly B. She always knows what's up. She cannot be fooled. You may think that she's quiet, but she's really just biting her tongue. She loves spending time with her friends doing things, like, such as, sitting on your couch or holding your crying baby. She also has a keen eye for particularly sexy older men.
Grab your torch and pitch forks that chick's a Mary Margaret!
by Mrs. KK February 6, 2010
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Mary J Blige

a singer coming from Bronx...the queen of hip-hop soul....she is well kown and respected in the biz.She released 7 albums...the newest is the breakthrough which has sold in nearly 3 millions copies world wide.
Mary J Blige
real love
be without you
family affair
no more drama
you remind me
by justine1988 September 7, 2008
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Mary Tudor

(1516-1558) The only surviving child of Henry and Katherine of Aragon and half-sister of Elizabeth I. Henry's desperation to have a son as an heir led him to not only divorce and banish Katherine (making Mary a bastard) but also barred mother and daughter from each other until they acknowledged homewrecker Anne Boleyn as the true Queen, which they refused. When Katherine died in 1536, she had last seen her daughter over two years before.
Devastated at her mother's death, barred from her mother's funeral by Henry, and bearing a mutual hatred for Anne (who made Mary her daughter's maidservant), Mary's luck turned when Anne was put to death and her father married Jane Seymour, who was deeply loyal to Mary. Sadly, the birth of Edward VI killed Jane.
Constantly fearful for her life due to court intrigue and the new power of the Protestants of the court, Mary's solace was her Catholic faith, despite the friendship of Anne of Cleves.
Her fundamentalist Protestant brother, Edward, died in 1553, swallowing his misogyny to let his cousin, Lady Jane Grey, take the throne. Nine days later, Mary ejected her and became Queen Mary I.
Mary would wed Philip II of Spain (11 years her junior), suffer two phantom pregnancys, and become wildly unpopular for her persecution and execution of Protestants, earning her the nickname "Bloody Mary".
By the time Henry died, Mary Tudor was a spinster of 31, sickly and angry. By then, she refused to associate with her brother and sister, whom she resented. Her father had married increasingly younger women (Katherine Howard was at least five years younger than Mary) while his eldest daughter, once his pride and joy, was kicked to the curb by her own father, was still unmarried; Mary must have thought in fury, "When will this bastard stop worrying about his future and worry about mine?!"
Mary Tudor has become known as "Bloody Mary" for her fundamentalist Catholic regime and merciless persecution of Protestants (she pursued Bishop Thomas Cranmer with particular cruelty, since he had destroyed her mother's marriage), although her father and sister were not exactly saints themselves and Henry was far bloodier.
Mary died in 1558 of cancer, a defeated and deeply disappointed woman. She had failed to restore England to the Catholic faith, her marriage to Philip was a travesty, and she failed to produce heirs.
"Mary, Mary, quite contrary/ How does your garden grow?/ With silver bells and cockle shells/ And pretty maids all in a row."
by Lorelili September 25, 2011
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mary jane's last dance

Godsend of a song by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers that super-personifies "the last toke".
excerpt & interpretation from mary jane's last dance:

SHE MOVED DOWN HERE,
AT THE AGE OF 18,
SHE BLEW THEM BOYS AWAY,
WAS MORE THAN THEY'D SEEN.

the indiana boys' first toke

I WAS INTRODUCED AND WE BOTH STARTED GROOVIN'.

Tom's (?) first toke

SHE SAID I DIG YA BABY BUT I GOT TO BE MOVIN,
ON.
KEEP MOVIN' ON.

he liked it because it treated him well
eventually, though, he has to give it up:

LAST DANCE WITH MARY JANE,
ONE MORE TIME TO KILL THE PA-AIN.

come on

I FEEL SUMMER CREEPIN' IN,
AND I'M,
TIRED OF THIS TOWN AGA-AIN.

kind of confusing personification. here's my guess:
"summer"=best time of the year; most comfortable weather
therefore "summer" is the euphoric high, slowing "creeping" into his system
"town"=could be a lot of things:
1) the boring indiana town, whose boredom he escapes through smoking, however, more likely:
2) the "down" state; not being high (could be an anagram?)

that should get you guys started. this is taking forever and i have class. figure the rest out on your own.
by captain phoenix May 4, 2006
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Mary J

slang term for marijuana, often used in songs...
"yo pass the mary j"
by jonny55792 October 2, 2005
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Mary Joy

She is very caring person especially to a certain person/people that significant to her, jolly, lovable and go with a flow. Everything may seems opposites to her, but she doesn't care at all. All she do is just ignore those people looking her down. Everyone trying to mess her up, but she still manage to stand on her own feet.
Mary Joy is a gorgeous woman and strong person I have known.
by Nanayntinayn June 9, 2021
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Mary Jane

Mary Jane is the hottest girl you will ever meet. She is very sweet and extremely lovable. shes funny and she will have the cutest laugh ever. If you meet a mary jane keep her forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and make her your best friend or your girlfriend!
Omg that mary jane is sooo hot! i love her
by mzhvl; January 1, 2012
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