free lunch

Hooking up with a girl immediately after she breaks up with her boyfriend, during the 'rebound' period.

You remember that girl we knew from Chem class? I'm gonna get me some free lunch with her today.

by Mankind 1337 April 28, 2008

Lunchbox

1.) verb. When in the throes of passion, the man suddenly takes all of his junk (including his flaccid penis) and shoves them into the wide-open and welcoming mouth of the woman.

2.) noun. A woman whose mouth is large enough to accept all of your junk.

(verb) I think I'm going to lunchbox the shit out of Sally tonight.

(noun) Sally looks like a real lunchbox!

by wrflmh May 14, 2014

Chicago Free Lunch

Knuckle sandwich.

Punch in the mouth.

Say that again, and I'll give you a Chicago Free Lunch.

by Chi-town Al. July 17, 2009

Lunch Whore

One who does STUPID things for the promise of a "free lunch".

Lisa: I hate raisins.
Nikki: I will buy you lunch if you eat those 62 raisins.
Lisa: All 62 of them?
Nikki: Hell yes!
Lisa: Okay...here goes.
Nikki: I can't believe you just did that. You freaking Lunch Whore!!

by Pseu Smith January 13, 2009

cock lunch

one who forgets their lunch at work and is desperately hungry, so they take their mind off things by sucking the cock of one of their co-workers.

Woman: I forgot my lunch again, and I can't go home and get it

Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.

by MORG101 BIKINI DANCER April 20, 2009

ludic

An abbreviation for the word ludacris. Also used as a substitute for the word ludiculous.

Those shoes are ludic.

Your ass is soo big, it's ludic.

by Dan Bush August 31, 2006

lumberjack lunchbox

When a man eats a woman's pussy while she is taking a shit. The female version of the blumpkin. The phrase is derived from a man eating lunch while logs are being dropped.

Usually i wake Stacey up with some good old fashioned morning sex. But last night was fajita night, so i will give her a nice lumberjack lunchbox on this glorious morning.

by friendly bushwhacker September 1, 2010