The team of analysts that unlock the mysteries hidden in ancient stone artifacts. Team Lithics is world renound in the archaeological community for a most comprehensive analysis of any and all stone artifacts. Team Lithics has also been known to hire themselves out as an elite strike force during times of urban warfare. They also pride themselves on their "zombie readiness" and claim to have destroyed several waves of the undead already.
Team Lithics saved the day again by rescuing the presidents daughter from the relentless attacks of evil dead zombies. The amazing thing about this rescue is that Team Lithics only used weapons fashioned from obsidian that they made on the way to the mission. Needless to say, the zombies went down hard core. Bitch.
by paleoindian May 9, 2006
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Team Lithics saved the day again by rescuing the presidents daughter from the relentless attacks of evil dead zombies. The amazing thing about this rescue is that Team Lithics only used weapons fashioned from obsidian that they made on the way to the mission. Needless to say, the zombies went down hard core. Bitch.
Team Lithics saved the day again by rescuing the presidents daughter from the relentless attacks of evil dead zombies. The amazing thing about this rescue is that Team Lithics only used weapons fashioned from obsidian that they made on the way to the mission. Needless to say, the zombies went down hard core. Bitch.
Team Lithics saved the day again by rescuing the presidents daughter from the relentless attacks of evil dead zombies. The amazing thing about this rescue is that Team Lithics only used weapons fashioned from obsidian that they made on the way to the mission. Needless to say, the zombies went down hard core. Bitch.
by paleoindian May 17, 2006
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The catastrophic litigation potential is huge on the new case. There's a chance everyone will be fired and go to prison.
We thought there was catastrophic litigation potential but it was just a false alarm.
We thought there was catastrophic litigation potential but it was just a false alarm.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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by The Cruncher August 13, 2018
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by Timmy thin March 8, 2019
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It's not always prudent for an eager stud to just trustingly believe a gal if she says dat she's had her girly-junk altered --- there's a definite risk of tubal litigation if things don't work out as planned. Using a condom and/or sticking to blow/hand jobs might be a wiser action.
by QuacksO December 21, 2020
Get the tubal litigation mug.Hym "I mean, if the lawyers need to sign as a guarantee that the filing isn't being used to Harass, Cause Unnecessary Delay, or Increase The Cost of Litigation then why am I being harassed? Why is me getting paid being unnecessarily delayed? And I don't really care about the cost of litigation but I did have to sit here with fluid in my brain for months. It's still there! Less now. I don't feel like my cognition is impaired as much. But I can still hear it slamming against the back of my ear drum... So, you're saying they can't do it but they're doing it. Exactly what this is intended to do. Harass, Cause Unnecessary Delay, or Increase The Cost of Litigation. And avoid having to bring me my money."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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