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The team of analysts that unlock the mysteries hidden in ancient stone artifacts. Team Lithics is world renound in the archaeological community for a most comprehensive analysis of any and all stone artifacts. Team Lithics has also been known to hire themselves out as an elite strike force during times of urban warfare. They also pride themselves on their "zombie readiness" and claim to have destroyed several waves of the undead already.
Team Lithics saved the day again by rescuing the presidents daughter from the relentless attacks of evil dead zombies. The amazing thing about this rescue is that Team Lithics only used weapons fashioned from obsidian that they made on the way to the mission. Needless to say, the zombies went down hard core. Bitch.
Team Lithics saved the day again by rescuing the presidents daughter from the relentless attacks of evil dead zombies. The amazing thing about this rescue is that Team Lithics only used weapons fashioned from obsidian that they made on the way to the mission. Needless to say, the zombies went down hard core. Bitch.
by paleoindian May 9, 2006
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The team of analysts that unlock the mysteries hidden in ancient stone artifacts. Team Lithics is world renound in the archaeological community for a most comprehensive analysis of any and all stone artifacts. Team Lithics has also been known to hire themselves out as an elite strike force during times of urban warfare. They also pride themselves on their "zombie readiness" and claim to have destroyed several waves of the undead already.
Team Lithics saved the day again by rescuing the presidents daughter from the relentless attacks of evil dead zombies. The amazing thing about this rescue is that Team Lithics only used weapons fashioned from obsidian that they made on the way to the mission. Needless to say, the zombies went down hard core. Bitch.
by paleoindian April 26, 2006
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Zombie Readiness Team.

The Zombie Readiness Team is an elite strike force locked in an endless struggle against the living dead. This crack team of undead experts patrols the streets of our great land, purifying our ranks of the vial zombies.

If you're lucky, if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Z.R.T.
Last night, the Z.R.T. won held the town and saved the inhabitants while waves of the undead forced themselves upon us. With an explosion of firearms and small explosives the Z.R.T. forced the undead bastards back to the hellish grounds from whence they came.
by paleoindian April 27, 2006
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