laying pipe

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.

"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."

by Tom January 9, 2005

Laxing beast

A guy or girl whos entire life revolves around lax aka Lacrosse. They have no life whatsoever, and everyone ends up disliking them because that is all they ever talk about. Lax Lacrosse Beast

My life is like blah blah blah LAX

by NewAgeInc. February 28, 2005

lamping

Portmanteau of street slang and hacker talk. Lamping is chilling out coding. Originally popularized from the phrase "Linux, Apache, MySQL, and PHP", the acronym "LAMP" now refers to a generic software stack model.

Grab a dutch we're at my place lamping.

by desmondsdrums October 21, 2015

Lamping

Chilling, hanging out, cooling down after a gongshow.

Guy #1 "After that broad we tag teamed last night, we was lampin' for hours just holdin' our testosterones!"
Guy #2 "Gross man, did not want to hear that."

by the product September 5, 2005

lamping

hanging out, relaxing, just chilling. a football team came up with it. if that means anytihng

im just lamping tonight.

by cnschick January 28, 2009

Laying in bed

A great reproductive strategy if you're a retard with a fat cock and your case worker is will to schedule women for a shift to come fuck you. Works great. I've seen it.

Hym "I'm not internally using your pseudonym to characterize an entire manor of behavior ok. So maybe cool it a little bit. Yeah?"

Iam "What does that have to do with laying in bed?"

Hym "Nothing. I'm just saying. How about you relax over there guy."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

Cunt Lapping

To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl.

"I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!"
"No shit?!"
"For real."
"Damn."

by Sisi786 August 21, 2013