fruit leather

a twink that got too old but never fully underwent twink death

he was so hot in high school... now he's kinda fruit leather but i'd still hit.

by twinkdef November 23, 2023

Old Leather Arse

Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.

“I haven’t been down there since Old Leather Arse fell off the bus”

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Agarthan leather

Agarthan Leather: finest quality of leather. some say its harder than diamond while being as flexible as spandex

person a: "jst copped that agarthan leather jacket shit is TIGHT FIYTK (fuck is you talking abt)."

person b: "damn"

by disDih.cpp March 7, 2026

Dunk the Leather

Another phrase used for playing basketball, usually in a street setting, with a large group of friends.

Hey man, let's hit the streets and dunk the leather!

by Stomping Eggshells December 20, 2010

hell for leather

to get jacked off with extreme ferocity

Puggy McTerrible was going hell for leather and I couldn't quite believe my luck

by pugsymalone December 27, 2011

Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012