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Oldham Kebab

Typical spitroast threesome but with an extra guy who, to feel included, gets off by rubbing his penis up and down the females back like a kebab getting carved in a dirty takeaway. He enjoys himself but was ultimately extra sauce that was not needed.
He was just an Oldham Kebab in the middle of a good night.
by TheDevilsMonkey August 2, 2025
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Berlin Beef Kebab

A meaty treat, served warm from the sausage delivery apparatus of a hairy bravarian man; usually diagonally across the face of a willing lady.
Sandra the milkmaid tried not to retch as Herr-spunk the gestapo officier treated her to a steaming Berlin Beef Kebab.
by Larry Spagbol February 19, 2012
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Kebabed

To be stabbed . Pierced by something sharp
My wee brother went out on Saturday night and hot into a fight. Some wee Nutter only went and Kebabed him..
That silly twat was trying to climb a fence . He only went and kebabed himself on one if the spikes.
by Vlad1Vostok May 7, 2024
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Kerry's kebab

Buzz buzz squelch squelch Kerry's kebab
by Jammy66 August 17, 2021
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Afghani Kebab

In a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.
Dude she was savage. Feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.
by RobSiveter May 28, 2025
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Kebabbed

When a dick enters from one end and comes out the other
Jane got kebabbed by John the other night, I miss her dearly
by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023
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Meaty Kebab

A meaty kebab is a woman who is very meaty and greasy. She is often a prostitute, but also 'she' can be a transvestite.
Joel:"Hey Charlie, your mum is a meaty kebab!"
Charlie:"I hate you dude"
by W20SPUD01 August 27, 2016
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