Jason

Jason is a notorious pedo who likes to rape little kids in a van and take them to the basement to torture with his small and wide chode. He drives a white van around then lures kids into the van. He is also autistic and gay af.

DID YOU HEAR JASON FUCKED HIS TWO YEAR OLD DAUGHTER
REALLY?
YEAH AND THEN SHE DIED SO F
This is just a joke pls don't hate

by Creme le penis December 17, 2019

jason

biggest fuck boy on the face of the earth

you're jason, kill yourself

by cockdaddy October 20, 2016

Jason

loves Taylor!!!!!

Jason loves Taylorrrr

by hoolagirl June 26, 2010

Jason

A homosexual male

Look at the Jason over there.

by KillemallK540 July 5, 2017

jason

- someone who knows nuthin
- a marklar
- has gremlins
- a berkelite
- a jive turkey

- that guy is a jason
- you really jasoned that

by fakefakefake August 10, 2009

Jason

Jason is gay Pervy and weird. he’s totally dumb and so desperate he would fuck anyone

Vicky:Ew who’s that
Sophia: It’s jason

by bshsjajiakzuxyshjaja October 16, 2019

Jason

a total deadbeat. The kinda guy who brags about shit he doesn’t own and connections that doesn’t have. Flakes out on work appointments. Overpromises and never delivers. Lies about getting fired from Bloomberg.
Looks like if Freddy Krueger facefucked the topographical map of Utah.

Oh fuck my handyman just pulled a jason and didn’t show up

by bal3r July 14, 2019