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nookie jar 

a vagina (female sex organ)
are you gonna stick it in her nookie jar?
nookie jar by A-Train_21 September 30, 2007
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Dizzle Jar 

A "Dizzle Jar" is a jar that you put $.25 in every time you say the name "John Dana". For being such a shitty boss his name was/is banned from being spoken. He is also not good enough for a name and is referred to as: HE WHO HAS NO NAME, DIZZLE, or THAT WHO CANNOT BE SPOKEN OF.
You said John Dana, now put $.25 in the Dizzle Jar.
Dizzle Jar by Dizzle Dana January 19, 2008

Shoot a pickle jar into space 

To go to extreme measures after being thoroughly frustrated, in a way that will not actually help the situation.
William spent three months trying to beat I Wanna Be The Guy. After dieing every time in the same place for a solid month, he was so fed up that he smashed his keyboard into pieces and threw his computer out the window. This is what it means to shoot a pickle jar into space.

Pointless Story Jar 

This is an imaginary jar that holds all the pointless/useless/worthless stories that are told by all people. Once a pointless story is told you cup your hands in the shape of a circle, thus creating the top of a jar. Luckily the jar is imaginary so it is limitless and easy to be transported to and fro.
"This one time, at band camp."

"Dude, that was horrible, put it in the pointless story jar"
"You suck."

Epicness In A Jar 

The moment where all things that are good are in your hands and no one can steal it from you. Something so amazing that cant be taken away from you. Its so epic, its in a jar.
Holy jesus, I hit the jack pot!

Whoa man, thats epicness in a jar right there!

Chocolate Cookie Jar 

When someone sticks their entire fist into the anus of another person and cannot get their hand back out.
I gave her the old chocolate cookie jar last night and she was so surprised, I was stuck for about an hour.