A "Dizzle Jar" is a jar that you put $.25 in every time you say the name "JohnDana". For being such a shitty boss his name was/is banned from being spoken. He is also not good enough for a name and is referred to as: HE WHO HAS NO NAME, DIZZLE, or THAT WHO CANNOT BE SPOKEN OF.
To go to extreme measures after being thoroughly frustrated, in a way that will not actually help the situation.
William spent three months trying to beat I Wanna Be The Guy. After dieing every time in the same place for a solid month, he was so fed up that he smashed his keyboard into pieces and threw his computer out the window. This is what it means to shoot a pickle jar into space.
This is an imaginary jar that holds all the pointless/useless/worthless stories that are told by all people. Once a pointless story is told you cup your hands in the shape of a circle, thus creating the top of a jar. Luckily the jar is imaginary so it is limitless and easy to be transported to and fro.
The moment where all things that are good are in your hands and no one can steal it from you. Something so amazing that cant be taken away from you. Its so epic, its in a jar.