Jakob Moment

Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.

"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"

"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."

by Rat God. August 15, 2022

Jakob Foran

He is the best person in the world and everybody likes him. He is smart, funny, great at everything, super funny, good looking, super smart and he likes to be awesome

Jakob Foran is the best

by George not found June 27, 2022

jacobien

A beautifull lady who is a little bit (a lot) of a junk

Omg youre so jacobien

by Bambammm July 12, 2022

Jacobins

The Proto-Communists that would inspire Marx and Lenin.
Usurped power during the first french republic and unleashed the first red terror.

The Jacobins were known for creating a strong government that operated through fear to wage war, spread republican ideals and surpress economic chaos, and internal rebellion, through what became known as the red terror.

This also included establishing the world's first universal military draft as a solution to filling army ranks to put down civil unrest and prosecute war, by declaring war on Austria and Prussia.

by Valentinian The Germless July 15, 2022

Jakobe

an absolutely beautiful white male penis that is the perfect size for vaginal penetration and deep throating. kept in exceptional condition, works incredibly (some would say it works magic), and is groomed often.

"hi jakobe!" "want me to touch jakobe?" "I love jakobe"

by vera-vera August 30, 2022

jakobo

big black niggar that likes kids and has small dick and big titties and fat ass as a man

a black man named jakobo that is fat ugly and has big ass and titties and gets discored mods as boyfriends

by My Parents Died September 12, 2022

Jacobi

Bitchboy

Look it’s a Jacobi

by Lmfao69420 September 15, 2022