Invisibomb

Catching someone off guard by instant messaging them when said person is creeping on invisible, so as not to be detected by those wishing to partake in meaningless conversations.

Jake: AHA! i knew you were on invisible! who are you avoiding?
Tim: Dam great invisibomb. It's that slut meechal i can't avoid her!

by yanks1991 October 31, 2010

invisifloss

floss that is said to exist in a cabinet and yet isn't there

dan:do we have floss?

mom:IT'S IN THE CABINET

(looks in the cabinet)

dan:all I see is invisifloss

by lovelyladyV October 11, 2011

invisibrows

Eyebrows that are there, but are basically invisible. Some people are born with giant, thick brows, others are born with invisibrows. Whether they're extremely sparse or super blonde, they are unfortunate.

"drawing your eyebrows on is freaky and gross"
"hey man, shut it. I was born with invisibrows. I look like a damned alien if I don't draw them on"

by shutitdude December 15, 2014

Invanisible

It's when you're leaving the bar at 2 am and you're driving in a "soccer mom" minivan above the speed limit with cop cars sitting at the corners of every other intersection. You just cruise on by because the driver and passengers that are riding in the minivan are all invanisible.

Driver: Oh crap, I better not speed, there's cops everywhere!

Passenger: Who cares, we're in a van. They can't see us.
Driver: Oh yeah. We are invanisible.

by missjag January 21, 2015

invisiburn

That sweet sensation you feel on your ass, but no matter how much you wipe, nothing is there

Guy 1: hey man, why are you walking funny?

Guy 2: sorry man, I have a bad case of invisiburn.

by Guajiro August 20, 2017

indivisible

Indivisible: “Not able to be divided or broken apart?”

“One nation, under God, indivisible with liberty and justice for all.” Sounds wonderful. The way these Democrats & Republicans hate each other, something has been lost in translation.

by Miss Fair'N Square October 16, 2018

invincible4u

A guy who claims that he doesn't have a crush on Kurumi Tokisaki even though everyone knows he does and wants to have hardcore sex with her while she nibbles on his neck

Random guy: hey, that's invincible4u
Random guy 2: Oh fuck invincible4u, he's a kurumi dickrider

by myballsitch September 5, 2023