When an old woman's (esp. Gnome's) knees bend the wrong way due to a lack of muscle tone in surrounding tissue, causing them to lock up in a back-facing position when the person stands up.
by Goonie's Revenge September 21, 2023
Get the Hooflock mug.A condition found in women who ride horses in which their vagina is mutilated by consistantly bashing and bumping it into their saddle while they ride a horse.
“Every crazy horse girl I’ve ever slept with has a pussy that looks like someone tries to squeeze way too much clay into a tiny egg cup.”
“Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it”
“Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it”
by Lou Slips October 28, 2023
Get the Hoof Mut mug.A very insulting slur to dog who are chunky. Historically used to classify bulldogs from other breeds during the 1900 and now commonly used as a slur insulting bulldogs for there chunky physic and heavy breathing.
by lucyhamlit December 19, 2023
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Crispin's just hoofed a big line of charlie, I'd avoid him until he's come down a bit, and stopped acting like such a prick.
by irate of islingworth November 27, 2023
Get the Hoofed mug.This is when you are driving very fast or carelessly. It can also mean when an action happens very quickly.
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The internet has a horofologobi epidemic—people keep decoding fast food slogans as secret Illuminati signals.
by Big Nooter June 14, 2025
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