Definitions by smackcrackandpot

hoofbang 

This is when you are driving very fast or carelessly. It can also mean when an action happens very quickly.

*Mercedes comes around the corner drifting*
Tommo: Fuck me! He's hoofbanging it up Lordens Hill!

hoofbang by smackcrackandpot February 24, 2025

Leg Lag 

When you have been at the buggery pokery with a woman. After climaxing this is the jelly like feeling you get in your legs.

Ryan: Hey I went to Katie’s last night I was banging all night then my legs went funny
Joe: Looks like you got leg lag Ryan

Leg Lag by smackcrackandpot August 19, 2022

Thurcroft Thump 

When someone from Thurcroft gives a good old face bashing

Barbecue Owner: Hey come back here with my barbecue
Fordy: Fuck off it’s going on marketplace
Barbecue Owner: Fuck you Fordy here’s the Thurcroft Thump!
*SMASH*

Thurcroft Thump by smackcrackandpot August 19, 2022