smackcrackandpot's definitions

Thurcroft Thump

When someone from Thurcroft gives a good old face bashing

Barbecue Owner: Hey come back here with my barbecue
Fordy: Fuck off it’s going on marketplace
Barbecue Owner: Fuck you Fordy here’s the Thurcroft Thump!
*SMASH*

by smackcrackandpot August 19, 2022

Leg Lag

When you have been at the buggery pokery with a woman. After climaxing this is the jelly like feeling you get in your legs.

Ryan: Hey I went to Katie’s last night I was banging all night then my legs went funny
Joe: Looks like you got leg lag Ryan

by smackcrackandpot August 19, 2022

hoofbang

This is when you are driving very fast or carelessly. It can also mean when an action happens very quickly.

*Mercedes comes around the corner drifting*
Tommo: Fuck me! He's hoofbanging it up Lordens Hill!

by smackcrackandpot February 24, 2025