HefferZ84

on xbox live, the gamertag of the most awesome player ever. hint: it's me

-"dude, i wuz playin' halo 2 yestudday, an' i got kicked by hefferz84"
-"sweet"

by walrus_monger_xlgl December 27, 2004

Hedera

Abbrev. Head error. Vulgar. Someone with a mental or learning difficulty, i.e. Down's Syndrome. Used by British youths as "txt speak".

"Oh bother", said Pooh as he saw how angry Tigger was.
"LOL he wuz lookin @me liek he'd got a hedera", said Christoper Robin.

by James12345 December 24, 2008

Heiferidge

Noun, from the english heifer (a female cow) and fridge (col. meaning refrigerator).

Derogatory name for a female, usually overweight or generous in proportions. Often a girlfriend or significant other.

A fat, slovenly, un-redeeming woman, similar in size and shape to that of a cow and fridge.

An ugly or out of shape woman.

Girl: "Where's my pink top?"

Boy: "Shut up Heiferidge!"

by The Analargonaught. March 10, 2009

Heerg

A play on the term heeg. When one is trying to go number 2 but is having troubles
AKA constipation

Man in bathroom: HEERG

*people look at the roof awkwardly*

by pimp_lord_69 May 22, 2010

Heerjee

Anyone with this as their last name is amazing! He will be sure to caress you forever!

R. Heerjee was a great lover! Never let him go!

by Razzor February 28, 2011

Heffer

Being compared to Hugh Hefner. A playboy man able to have a woman at any time and/or many women at the same time. Charms ladies with his personality or money, but is not always an attractive guy.

"Dude, I totally scored with two hot chicks last night."
"That's awesome! Man, you are such the heffer."

by information station June 1, 2012

heifertheft

a person (usually a female) who eats constantly and steals from people.

Julie took my carrot cake! She is such a heifertheft.

by rachel c. October 16, 2005