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Heejee-weejee

A handjob from a very tall girl. Usually results in chaffing, blueballs, and general regret. Keystone Light can be used as a lubricant.
Alex "Hey bro, last night I got a Heejee-weejee from this tall chick!"

Sam "How was it?"

Alex "It sucked, I could have done better myself. Now my dick is chaffed."
Heejee-weejee by Yellow Steak August 31, 2010
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Heerdeer 

It means when you're here, and someone wants you there. Generally spelled wrong, in case anyone was wondering about that.
Would you like to come Heerdeer? I miss you ever so. Oh, shh! Come on Heerdeer it. :D
Heerdeer by lolzmate July 17, 2006

Heejeebeejee 

A word you say when you cant, or dont want to say a bad word
"what the heejeebeejee"
Heejeebeejee by Marcia February 19, 2004

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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