Clammy Handy 

When your girl give you a hand job and afterword your penis smells like clams contrary to popular belief it has nothing to do with the condition of the hand solely the smell.

I was getting frisky with My girl and next thing you know I got a clammy handy bruh

Clammy Handy by Louisianaseedpeer April 9, 2019

Russian Handy 

Much like the Russians, a Russian handy can be very aggressive. A term to describe when you are rushing but your cock still needs a little attention.

"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"

"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"

Russian Handy by 69BARB69 January 29, 2020

diamond handy 

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.

I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.

diamond handy by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021

pandy handy 

A handjob given in a pandemic. Likely a bit of a concession, in that a blowjob might have been given if it weren’t for the pandemic and needing to keep one’s mask on.

She’s been pretty serious about quarantine so I ended up with a pandy handy.

pandy handy by breezygoing January 31, 2021

Spicy Handy 

Jalapeño cock stroke

He was reeling from his spicy handy. He forgot it was taco Tuesday.

Spicy Handy by Hando Calrisean July 25, 2021

Jalapeno Handy 

When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.

After 5 hours of brutal sex, she had to give him a jalapeno handy to get him to go home.

Jalapeno Handy by Kattyblaque September 5, 2021

van handy 

When a bisexual male cheerleader gives handys in a van in front of the frat house.

Andy is giving van handys at all the OU houses tonight

van handy by Errordelete86 March 30, 2022