Ground Schmeef

Punch de Ouch

Bruh you just Punch de Ouch'ed my Ground Schmeef

by THeNodrog May 7, 2020

Higher Ground

A state of mind of better and clearer intelligence or/and wisdom that allows people do or/and think quicker and more sensibly.

Barbara: Susan, why did Laura volunteer for community service?
Susan: Because, she approached higher ground after listening Michael's thought on human geography and psychology stuff that I can't explain well.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 4, 2020

Ground Cake

Poop found on the ground. The poop has to be human feces or feces that's large enough in quantity to fit in a pie or cake pan. Similarly shaped feces (usually from cattle) also suffices.

Bob: "Damn, I'm hungry..."
Jim: "Eat that Ground Cake!"
Bob: "'That Ground Cake'? Where?"
Jim: "Why, you're stepping on it!"
Bob: "GROSS!"

by thatonefirebenderguy May 21, 2010

ground score

a half smoked cigarette found on the ground. see snipe

Q: you gotta smoke?
A: naw, i'm living off ground scores nowdays.

by mark dugan September 22, 2005

ground hogging

you take a dump into someone else's asshole

she had it in for a ground hogging

by nathan zimmerer October 12, 2005

ground score

something you find on the ground that makes you so happy that you yell out "SCORE!".

"dude i just found such a nice blender on the curb! GROUND SCORE!!!!"

by fishmanofcod April 8, 2009

ground queef

A girl queefs on a bed so much that she leaves dents in the sheets.

person 1"damn James, that girl queefd' so much on that bed last night that it left dents in the sheets, I think I ate too much of her broccoli"
person 2"what do u mean, queef slippage?"
person 1"hell no you donkey pissing shit monger ground queef."

by henry h20 August 10, 2006