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English Grammar 

<noun>

The correct spellings and grammar of English words may only be found in an English dictionary, from England.

If you were to consult an American version of the English dictionary, you would find many perversions of our language within.
Why do the Americans insist that their spellings are correct just because their country is bigger than England? We spoke it first, we spelt it first, we wrote the first dictionary, the language is called English, when did 'Americanism' first enter our language? Who was the first fool to miss off the U in 'colour,' the S in 'maths,' the I in 'Aluminium' and the UE in 'analogue?'

It's so unfortunate...
English Grammar by Stuart Fletcher February 22, 2005
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(noun -- "GRIM-ee" -- plural grimmies) Any character considered to be an enemy in any video game.

Origin: Rocky Mountain region of the US, late 1970's. A reference to any of the space aliens found in Taito's Space Invaders.
Dude, did you see that hunter grimmie frag Bo3b in Halo last night?
grimmie by b1-66er May 6, 2010
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grammarnazi

A person who corrects people's spelling/grammar mistakes on the internet.
Person 1: Their so gay.

grammarnazi: You're using the wrong form of they're. You are supposed to use they're, which is a contraction of they are.

/grammarnazi

gimme your fucking money 

girl throws doll to a wall and screams "gimme your fucking money"
gimme your fucking money by Jners November 12, 2017

Sydney Grammar School 

A school full of failures and people who wish they were at Sydney Boys. Despite being a private school in AAGPS, is terrible at sports, and cannot compete. Full of gay Asian nerds and SJW communists. Pupils famed for having abnormally small penises.
Girl 1: Who is that? Does he go to Sydney Grammar School?
Girl 2: Look at that nonexistent bulge. Of course.

Watford Grammar School For Boys 

This is an old school, in the heart of Herts. Just off of the M25.
The pupil are all dons, and not to be messed with.
They are all fucking tanks and no man can touch them.
Close rivals, MT's (Merchant Taylors School) are full of a bunch of pricks who think they are hard doing drugs cos they've got daddies money.
However, any one with some sense wouldn't go near these fuckwits and just hang with the badmen that are WGSB!!
Man1: Have you heard of Watford Grammar School For Boys?
Man2: Yes, they are the biggest gangstaz around.

grammar stalking 

Magically knowing that I've been drinking or up to something just from my grammar over IM or email.
Jen: are you drinking this afternoon?
Tom: hey!
Tom: I just had 2
Jen: LOL
Tom: were you just guessing, or?
Jen: i guessed by some of your grammar and spelling...:P
Tom: stop grammar stalking me!
grammar stalking by faze66 October 22, 2009