googlephilia

A term used to describe a fetish one has with anything that involves Google, especially Google maps. A googlephiliac treats Google like porn, with the common link being that men are highly stimulated by visual images. However instead of a sexual drive, the googlephiliac spends hours a day searching the site for useless knowledge and memorizing nearby locations.

Have you seen V-Dawg today?" "No, he's been locked up in his room all day because of his googlephilia.

by A-Dazzle0502 May 23, 2011

Google Off

Goofing off on Google.com. Searching random things, reading blogs, and all around wasting time on Google searches instead of doing another possibly more important activity.

Well, if we don't have any work to do, I guess we get to Google Off today.

What did you do all day, Google Off?

Are you Googling Off or working?

by BRileyD August 29, 2011

Mystery Google

probably the best website ever. you type something in the engine and you get what the last person searched for. good for when you are bored.

most people put in AIM screen names, e-mails, or cell phone numbers and tells the person to message them. it also gives out missions which people can complete and put on MLIA.

I got a Mystery Google Mission to text this person and ask for the Cookie Monster!

by the extra inch in your pants January 3, 2010

not typing that into google

Like TWSS, is used to make innuendo out of someone's comment. Can be used more broadly than TWSS, since it doesn't have to apply to the bedroom. Can also be said as, "don't type that into google".

You: Hand me that three-way light bulb.
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Laughter ensues)

You: That was a real shocker you gave me!
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Confused look by You)

You: Can you two pour the girls a cup?
Me: Don't type that into google.
(Disgusted look by You)

by Roll Here Eggo May 26, 2009

googleslapped

1.) When someone asks a question and another person responds by instructing them to look it up on google.

2.)When someone asks a question online and somone responds with a link to the google website.

1.) Q: "Does anyone know how many contries are in the world?"... A: "Google it"

2.) Q: "How many countries are there?" A: www.google.com

by mmm12 January 3, 2005

Googled out

When you're so bored that you've completely ran out of things to Google.

Oh man - I'm so bored, I've totally googled out!

by Ptr F February 28, 2008

Google says

When you Google something and it comes out with an answer. Due to the awesome power of Google, what it says is 99.99% right.

Google says Berlin is the capital of Germany.

by Mb500 April 1, 2009