George Floyd creepypastas

The universes deepest and darkest secrets. Stories that will leave you breathless! After reading, you may feel the urge to take fentanyl, rob pregnant women and pay using counterfeit $20 bills

racist chad 1: Yo did you read “SlenderFloyd?”
racist chad 2: yeah, it’s one of the scariest George Floyd creepypastas

by Ronnie Mcnutt December 24, 2021

George Carlin

The funniest man in America. No wait, the world. Not only is he funny, but all of his jokes, rages, and swear words tell the truth. He's a genius, and I salute him.

"We also like bombing brown people! Not because they're terrorists...just because they're brown! Seriously! When did we last bomb white people, when was the last time ANY white people were bombed? Huh? The Germans! And that was simply because they were trying to cut into our action! Dominate the world, BULLSHIT, that's OUR FUCKING JOB! We can't make a decent fucking car, but we can bomb the shit out of your country all right!"

George Carlin is a genius...there's no other way to explain it.

by Fox Mantoek April 8, 2006

George Harrison

The most mysterious and reclusive member of the Beatles. He wasn't as fond of his fame as John Lennon or Paul McCartney were, but is still regarded as one of the greatest Britons of all time.

George Harrison was a very underrated guitarist.

by ChrisSCI May 15, 2005

George Eacker

An asshole who can’t count to fucking ten.

“One, two, three, four, five, six, seven—“
Philip Hamilton: AYE YO, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE T E N
George Eacker: BRO, I CAN’T COUNT!

by BroI’mmusicaltrash. September 24, 2019

george w. bush

With exercise and the right amount of fiber, what I hope I can do at least once a day.

By being able to george w. bush at least once per day, most of us can maintain good colon health well into old age.

by MushMouth January 31, 2008

Geography Joke

The type of joke that one must be around to understand.

"Hey what was that about squids?"-Dude

"Geography joke dude, back off"-Dude 2

by Special-KY May 17, 2009

Geowinning

Geowinning is winning at Geology. It involves understanding bad boys such as stereonets, murdering geological histories and memorising minerals like Garnets and Quartz.

Denise Major Dutch Jones: "Cam - what are you putting on your cheat sheet? I am putting instructions on how to do a stereonet, gotta get full marks for them bad boys haha"

Cameron Piper "im pretty much doing 3/4 of a page on feldspars and garnets gotta own those bad boys up :) another 1/2 on interpreting stereonets and then throw in some stuff on how to ID minerals. just going to bs my way through a geo history so wont bother throwing any of that stuff on there."

Denise Major Dutch Jones: "Dude I think we are kindred spirits Cam, I am doing exactly the same! ♥ cheat sheets!"

Cameron Piper: "fuck yeah we win at life!"

Denise Major Dutch Jones: "Geowinning!!!"

by Dee_dawg November 19, 2011