Grabity

When you want to grab something in a sexy times type of way😏

I want to grabity the titties😏😏

by @therealmookentooken October 9, 2020

gravitize

To be attracted to with extreme objective
To be focused on one and only on thing or person
To be fixated as in an obsession of achieving one goal in life

When looking for a book on the subject of "Life," I was gravitized towards (one) Book in the entire Library.

by Newordic March 11, 2017

grabity

Noun. One of two forces that cause breasts to slowly sag towards the floor. Along with gravity, the force of grabity causes a constant pulling, rubbing, tugging and stretching of the breasts. The force is propotional to the sensitivity of the breasts and the attractiveness of their owner and increases exponentially in the presence of horny, attractive men.

If it weren't for the force of grabity I'd still have a "B" cup.

by Harper456 May 3, 2011

gravitas

Smug patriotic newsanchorliness. A hidden, invisible but extremely palpable, perceptible Dark Jedi Power possessed mostly by members of the mainstream media, and poked fun at carefully by Stephen Colbert.

Gravitas is difficult to define, but you know it when you're seeing it. Defining characteristics: deep, orotund Midwestern broadcast voice; suggestive pauses and stresses on certain words and phrases, such as "terror", "patriotism", "homeland", and "national security"; a piercing gaze from a somewhat lowered head facing camera; a sidelong gaze that says, "America, you can trust me, you should trust me, and if you don't you're probably a liberal sympathizer to terrorists"; neatly cut dark hair, above-average height, and a rugged masculine jaw; and a name like Stone Phillips.
Deceased Canadian ABC World News Tonight anchor Peter Jennings is the only known post-Walter Cronkite mainstream media news personality who used gravitas for ethical purposes. His level of gravitas was the highest since that of Cronkite. No living anchor yet has surpassed it.

Some news anchorwomen possess gravitas, such as Linda Ellerbee, but they are often assumed lesbian or shrill and do not last long, despite their credentials and professionalism. American news anchorwomen are often offered perkiness as its substitute, and eagerly take it. Samantha Bee does not know this, being Canadian, and continues to promote a weird hybrid of the two, perkitas, on The Daily Show instead.

Personalities who possess "accidental gravitas":

Former First Lady Hillary Clinton
Former Secretary of State Colin Powell
Former mayor Jerry Springer
U.S. District Attorney and Investigator Patrick Fitzgerald
ABC TV host Tom Bergeron

Gravitas developing rapidly:

Comedy Central star Stephen Colbert
Ascending TV superhostess Meredith Vieira

Personalities with weak or undeveloped gravitas:

Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger
Comedy Central star Jon Stewart
Comedy Central star Rob Corddry

Those who eerily possess none:

MSNBC news host Tucker Carlson
Perky TV hostess Kelly Ripa
Former Daily Show alumnus Mo Rocca

"Last night, Stone Phillips and Stephen Colbert locked jousting lances in yet another gravitas tournament. As usual, Stephen lost; because Stone Phillips is the Dark Sith Master of gravitas, and none yet can defeat him."

by Brandywine September 22, 2006

graveity

When you as a diety meet with gravity at a certain timing, thus time slows down and gravity intwines with diety slowly forming a bag of bones.

She is one nice graveity. Grave-ity You can see the graveity in his smile.

by ashmoondream October 31, 2011

gravital

A force similar to gravitation force.

I feel it from the inside like a gravital tide.

by gravital boundaries May 1, 2010

gravitate

Gravitate: "To calm down, maintain"

I tried to gravitate as my little brother pestered me. Unfortunately He did not stop so I had to beat him down

by Julian K February 25, 2004