[gradesniping]

That last second snatch from your local mailman. Snatching your grades and transcripts not to be seen by parental eyes.

"Shit dude. I can't go out today. Gotta do some gradesniping before anything else."

by NoodlesGawsh January 7, 2009

graveyard for knuckle children

Nickname given to the bedroom of a male in his mid-20s who still lives with his parents and is hopelessly single, ergo, masturbates frequently. There is an audible crunching sound upon entry, reminiscent of the scene in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" when Indy and his Lady Friend discover a secret passageway and proceed to walk through it in darkness to the sound of insects being unknowingly crushed beneath their feet.

Scene: Dustin's room, aka "graveyard for knuckle children" - When the police turned on the black light it was clear that this was ground zero; for after all, it was a graveyard for knuckle children.

by tino_grrl October 4, 2012

Gravel truck

The act of pulling your cock out while fucking and dumping your load, like a gravel truck.

I was hammering Kellie's cunt last night and at the last second, I gravel trucked her right on her back and ass.

Kay was sucking my dick and I gravel trucked her face by surprise.

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

grades

things that your parents say they don't care but they actually care AS FUCK

before test.
dad: grades aren't the most important, you are.
after test
dad: TF IS THIS 4/20

by Thiccboiiiiii January 27, 2021

Stemless grapes

Post-vasectomy testes.

Baby, I don't need a rubber. I have stemless grapes here...

by Angry Bill March 28, 2010

butt gravey

that brown juice that seeps from the anal sphincter. When combined with ass wind, it results in a shart. Sometimes it is a result of poor asslasticity and lethargic sphincter reaction time during a healthy fart.

Dang butt gravey keeps stainin my underwear.

by bate master dick November 21, 2010

shampoo graveyard

The collection of numerous empty shampoo- and soap bottles in your shower. A frequent bachelor phenomenon.

Daniel E: "I see you are having a funeral, that is a shampoo graveyard, rest in peace Herbal Essences"
Øyvind: "Its my primal instinct to collect containers to carry water in"

by oywin October 8, 2015