chip funnel

The art of creasing the open bag of potato chips at the top corner, in order to dump the remnants in your mouth. A maneuver carried out, when in a rush or when trying to speed up the road towards obesity.

Hey, Jimmy John, hurry up and chip funnel those doritos -- we gotta go!

Fat Sam quickly chip funnelled his bag of doritos, so as not to decrease the pace towards downing his mountain dew.

by Poork Rhinds May 10, 2010

draco x funneh

a VERY cursed ship draco was the first member of the krew to be reaveled as funneh's siblings

person 1: I ship draco x funneh
person 2: *sprays with holy water*

by black rose gacha July 16, 2021

funnel

Anything that is concertedly negative in circumstance or predicted outcome.

Aw dood! Having to play shows in Louisiana is a total funnel!

by Wrath January 5, 2003

funnel

the opposie of pear someone with much larger upper body than lower body, may have turkey legs

sam you are such a funnel, your leg remind me of a turkey

by don May 31, 2004

Funner

Pronnounced fun-nur. An activity that was better than just "fun."

"Going to King's Island was WAY funner that staying home watching Seinfeld reruns!"

by Ellen Moore November 28, 2007

golden funnel

Receiving a Golden Shower while wearing a plastic collar guard like those put on a dog to prevent agitating of wounds.

I gave that bitch a golden funnel last night!!!

by forrest484 May 12, 2006

Funner

The real way "more fun" should be said. More fun is two words and takes longer to say and it defiantly does not fit.

Funner: Yo gym is so much funner then health.

by All words are legit. February 10, 2010