felony douchebaggery

Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.

Closing lanes on the GWB as political payback was clearly an act of felony douchebaggery.

by FoundationToEndDouchebaggery April 18, 2014

felonship

A fellowship for felons, like the Guggenheim.

The 2016 Tenderloin Felonship Award went a parolee for his innovations in sustainable bank robberies.

by Ricardo Simbre March 20, 2017

Felonknees

The way a felons knees are after walking in ankle cuffs.

Aah the cuffs dug in my Achilles tendon real bad this time Bob my felonknees are getting worse.

by bushlight October 12, 2017

flongo

A term that describes someone who speaks out against business practices that fail to attract the Millennial generation.

You're being such a flongo.

by simook October 16, 2017

FELONISTA

A person with a "criminal" history

They are a felonista and cannot get a job after serving time.

by Chely Belly October 16, 2017

felony bag

A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.

Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?

Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!

by Bunny Palacio May 30, 2018

Flonge

A flonge is a name describing a fat lazy person,more often than not on benefits sat in the front garden with a Berkeley red hanging out their mouths

Look at that stinkin flonge over there

by Pezzy mason June 1, 2018