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Fecal fingers 

A person who doesn't wash their hands after doing number 2. Also associated with anal fingercourse.
Why wouldn't he wash his hands after taking a shit? Friggin fecal fingers...
Fecal fingers by Schismrobo January 7, 2008

Salad Fingers 

Salad Fingers is a Flash animation created by David Firth in July of 2005. There are currently 7 episodes, titled 'Spoons', 'Friends', 'Nettles', 'Cage', 'Present', 'Shore Leave', and 'Cupboard'.

The series focuses on a creature (most likely a humanoid of some sort) by the name of Salad Fingers. He is tall, bald, pale-green skinned, but his most notable feature is his long fingers, which look a bit like salad leaves. SF is most likely schizophrenic, or maybe just high on drugs. The animations are normally very gory, disturbing, or somehow dirty, but still somewhat addicting to watch. Once you start to watch the animations, you'll find that Salad Fingers is actually a very polite and almost friendly person.
I don't like this game...

I like it when the red water comes out...

That fish smells about done.

-Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers by BeatleLuver95 January 5, 2009

SATAN-FINGERS 

Someone who has fingers that bend in odd directions, can communicate with their fingers, and can occasionally chant satan by using sed fingers.
Josh: What the fuck is that bitch doing.

Meagan: Sniffing a carrot...

Josh: No! Not that, look at her now!

*HAAS SAAASSSS*

Meagan: What the fuck! She's chanting satan with her SATAN-FINGERS!!!!

*The world is destroyed*
SATAN-FINGERS by HaaSaas January 18, 2010

Bubble fingers 

The feeling of having left over bubble soap on you finger after reaching your finger in to get the bubble wand.
Dude you should have never stuck your finger in there to get the wand now you have bubble fingers.
Bubble fingers by leitttttt April 6, 2010

Fish Fingers 

The process of insterting one's finger(s) into a female's vagina (referring to the smell of the said finger afterwards).
I had fish fingers again last night with Becky.
Fish Fingers by Mercunium August 16, 2003

sex fingers

someone who f@*ks everything they touch.
put the spanner down sex fingers
steve strange
sex fingers by nakeddave December 3, 2007