Fatty Machine

Reference to all form of Vending Machine and other chocolate-dispensing memorabilia used by fatties

I'm going to the fatty machine to buy some chocolate

by meloveyoulongtimeitstrue November 8, 2010

fatty job

-(n)the art of an overweight person giving oral sex by putting the male sex organ in their fat roles and massaging it as one would do when giving a hand job.

Michael ran out of lube so Mason used the grease from the leftover KFC to give him a fatty job.

by Mason Curran January 13, 2011

fatty jiggle

The act of firmly grabbing a roll of fat from someone's waist and shaking it like jello. Works best when applied to a muffin top.

Yo, check out the epic muffin top on that girl. I'm gonna sneak behind her and give her a fatty jiggle.

by Tres equis September 30, 2011

fatty talk

when you start describing food and what you want to do to it the moment you put your hands on it

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Example #1 "dude im so hungry i can't wait to eat lunch. im going to order a double patty, with large fries and skip the drink, but add onion rings. oh and add bacon and get ..."

Example #2 "OMG kenny you know what would be so good right now? If we go get some mexican food! like a burrito and a side order of fries .... "

by JayJackJackie March 11, 2013

Fatty Mc Dildo

usually referred to fat people with dildos up their asses

Me: Hey Fatty Mc Dildo got beans?
Fatty Mc Dildo: Ya fucked a dildo today, why?
Me: get in the bin.

by Fake news April 4, 2017

Fatty deposit

A swell dude named Ty who has a heck of a time getting his life together and as a result just kinda flops fetchingly through life like a lifeless blob of lard swirling in a chasm that is juxtaposed between chaos and helplessness.

Only a fatty deposit would show up 45 minutes late for a pathophys final.

by #Jellylicious 😎 November 9, 2018

Fatty thing thing

A person with a deliciously large butt

Damn!! That girl got that fatty thing thing

by ROBG1872 May 20, 2020