eraction

It actually means allergic reaction, but I failed terribly. (sounds like erection)

Jason died because he had a giant asphalt eraction.

by FatalFox October 23, 2010

Eroction

The apex of an erection, often characterized by a rock-like stiffness.

Often, right before the climax, my erection will turn into an eroction.

by SovietPie July 21, 2012

erection injection

Using an erect penis and sticking it in someone that looks as though they could use it to help ease the pain or make them feel better/good.

That chick looks pretty sad over there, I'd give her a shot of my erection injection and perk her ass right up.

by skankweasel October 6, 2016

penile erectionism

a fancy name for a boner :)

Oh my GOSH Charles! By Golly, you've got a penile erectionism! :O (:D)

by first_time_dictionary_dot_comr June 3, 2009

Italian erection

an undescended testicle

Johnny was born with an Italian erection

by chokkadubie January 23, 2013

Sacred Volcano Erection Effect

A temporary penile paralysis resulting from extreme sexual bewilderment and association of sacred reverence with female volcanic beauty, spiritual arousal and holy lava

- R: Sorry, just give me a minute...
- N: What’s wrong darlin'? Are you being shy? Does little junior need some help?
- R: Just bewildered by reverence for your inner and outer beauty, suffering from the Sacred Volcano Erection Effect.
- N: Hmm. And how long will that last?
- R: Hopefully as soon as I'm done worshiping the inner beauty.
- N: Pfft.

by Nanochka October 14, 2021

Sensible Erection

To have an erection, but not aroused. One form of a sensible erection is morning wood.

Quimby. If you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you!

by JOKa August 22, 2003