epiphany

A Major Realization in Life

Daniel had an Epiphany that McDonalds is bad for you

by XAKWALX February 26, 2008

Epic Scruts

When something so unlikely to happen actually happens.
It is rumoured that when there is 0.13% chance of an event happening, and that event does happen, then it is an epic scruts.

When Hitler's sister/wife gave birth to a 10 stone whale, they named it Joseph Beton.
All the fans were cheering and shouting, but when they saw how fat the baby was, they were amazed!
Ever since then, that moment has been known as an epic scruts.

by Ploppy Pete October 22, 2010

Ephrem

is a wonderful down to earth guy with strong family relationships. he is always willing to help and is a friend that is honestly trusted. he stays true to his word and makes other people have a good time. always funny or even a bit socially awkward....none the less, a keeper!

girl1: woah! that was so much fun! who was he?
girl2: ...that would be ephrem!!
girl1: hes sooo coool
girl2: id say so! hes kind of amazing.

by hes the lord of lords July 25, 2011

Lambda Phi Epsilon

Lambda Phi Epsilon (ΛΦΕ, also known as LPhiE or LFE) is an internationally-recognized Asian-interest fraternity based in the United States. Lambda Phi Epsilon's goals include servicing the community through various philanthropies, increasing Asian awareness, promoting academic scholarship, and strengthening the Asian American voice on campus. Lambda Phi Epsilon Fraternity, Inc. is currently the largest Asian-interest fraternity with a total of 50 chapters in the United States and Canada, and continues to expand to other campuses every year.

J: "Hey George, I'm thinking about rushing Lambda Phi Epsilon!"
G: "That's cool John! They did a bone marrow philanthropy drive which saved my sister!"

by studentlife10 May 26, 2010

Episcopalian

An Episcopalian is someone who is a member of a church in the Anglican Communion or in Anglican Tradition. In the biggest case, this is the Episcopal Church (a.k.a the Protestant Episcopal Church in the United States of America). Episcopalians are diverse in beliefs but overall are considered "High Church" Protestants. High Church because they have many Pre-Reformation practices and rituals like Roman Catholics, Orthadox, and some Lutherans and also maintain Apostolic Succession and Protestant because they are Anti-Papal and have many principles in the Book of Common Prayer (their Prayer Book) inspired by Calvinists and Lutherans.

They generally have Open Communion which allows anyone to take part in their Eucharist. They allow priests/ministers/bishops to marry, be gay, and be a women.

In 1979, Episcopalians adopted a new revision of the Book of Common Prayer to replace the 1928 version. The new book toned it down on personal sin and used more modern language. Many Traditional Episcopalians opposed this and made their own churches to continue the old traditions. These churches include:
The Anglican Church in America
The Anglican Province of America
The Anglican Catholic Church
The Traditional Protestant Episcopal Church
The Anglican Church of North America... and they are many others.

He Actually reads the Book of Common Prayer?? He must be an Episcopalian.

by Invader1843 August 15, 2011

ephebiphobia

The fear and loathing of teenagers.

Man, that old dude has a severe case of ephebiphobia! He's always yelling at us and kicking us out of his store for no good reason.

by teenlibrarian May 9, 2005

Epic Death

Epic Death is an alcoholic drink which utilizes many different popular methods of consuming alcohol. It combines a Jagermeister shot, a Vodka shot and Bulmers Cider and is consumed just as a Jagerbomb would be. The only difference being instead of dropping the shot of Jagermeister into red-bull (as is the conventional method of making a Jagerbomb) the Jager shot is dropped into a mixture of Bulmers Cider and vodka.

To create an Epic Death:
1. Fill a glass 2/5 up with Bulmers Cider (or as much as you would prefer, the more Bulmers you put in, the more alcohol there is) This is the base and will take the place of the red-bull.

2. Fill a shot glass with Vodka and pour the shot into the glass of Bulmers Cider. Stir this concoction until the Bulmers Cider and Vodka is evenly distributed. (You won't be able to tell but stirring it creates for a smoother taste)
3. Fill a shot glass with a shot of Jagermesiter.

4. Drop the shot of Jagermeister (or pour in if you would rather not drop a shot glass in for fear of spillage or any other reason) into the glass of Bulmers cider and vodka.
5. Chug this potent combination of alcohol and realize that you have just killed your liver!

Dude 1: "Hey, I wanna get totally shit-faced tonight and wake up with no recollection of anything, what drink would you recommend?"
Cool Dude: "Here, have an Epic Death man, this shit will fuck you up!"
Dude 1 drinks the drink, "I'm going to fuck your mom now!"
Cool Dude who has already had 4 Epic Deaths, "Be my guest!"

Lindsay Lohan: "Epic Death made me go back to rehab!"
Amy Winehouse: "I know, Epic Death is the reason I'm in rehab as well!"
Lindsay Lohan: "Awesome! Lets go do some coke!"
Amy Winehouse: "Nah, it's okay, I think i'll pass, i'll stick to Epic Death, that shit is more potent!"

by Poopface and Fucky February 21, 2010