mr.cumss

A famous tiktokker that if you're not mutuals with... then... L. They are very swag and should be verified they have even had a video liked by hit artist Alec Benjamin!

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by rainify_ August 24, 2021

devils cumshot

When you shoot your self with dragons breath ammunition

"Damn did you hear Kyle shot him self"
"no what happened"
"Homie pulled a devils cumshot on himself"

by Tacticaltoad431 August 26, 2021

National Cumsockgogy Day

It is a special day where we celebrate the birthday of Cumsockgogy aka Max

Its National Cumsockgogy day everyone, cishets get out!

by dciymgc lovebot November 15, 2021

Cumstain McGoo

George W. Bush, the man who likes to masturbate over killing them godamn evil-doers in towels.
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!

"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date

by Choking Victim December 6, 2006

Warpaint Cumshot

To explode the most powerful load into the face of some poor unsuspecting prey, the result should end with cum drenched in the victims entire face, and every facial orifice, seriously, in the eyebrows, hair, nostrils, eyeballs, everywhere.

Chick:"Give it to me!!!"

Guy:". . . ok!"

*SPLOOOOSHH!

Chick: "WTF WAS THAT?!?! I ALMOST DROWNED!!!"

Dude: " ahhhhhh Warpaint cumshot baby."

by cockjuggling thundercunt January 12, 2010

reverse cumshot

A reverse cumshot is a sexual act that is only for the bravest of men. It is a sexual competition between two men where the object is to reach orgasm before your partner. First, opposite ends of a catheter are inserted into each man's penis thus allowing flow of semen between and into the others penis. Both men masturbate, while kissing and caressing each other. When one man reaches climax his semen is discharged through the catheter into his partners penis, thusly giving him a reverse cumshot. The winner of this competition is the man who ejaculate first.

Dammit. I got a reverse cumshot last night. It hurt and burned and now I have the beast man aids. I just couldn't cum fast enough.

by Just gusto April 1, 2015

nuclear cumsplosion

When you ejaculate so hard it destroys everything in a two mile radius.

"Dude, I had such good sex last night I made a nuclear cumsplosion."

by Tecthe (@EagleCheesecake) December 2, 2016