Smushing ones soft penis into the neck of a bottle, getting hard, masterbating, and then yanking the bottle off to make a cork sound and spraying ejaculate I’m a fast pressurized stream.
I was corking and when I yanked the empty champagne bottle off my dick, it sprayed like an elephant taking a bath in an oasis.
by anonymous December 31, 2023
Get the Corkingmug. A play on cork stopper. A type of poop that feels hard but is followed by a fast stream of diarrhea that was previously held in place.
"Dude I thought I had a no wiper on my hands, but it was a cork plopper and I ended up using half a roll."
"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."
"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."
by Chucklefck March 1, 2019
Get the Cork Ploppermug. by Gennymia July 15, 2024
Get the All Corked upmug. The act of participating in anal sex with a willing partner, cumming in their ass, and then proceeding to employ a butt plug to “cork” the seminal fluid in their anal cavity to age and mature.
After a number of days, this will ferment into a unique beverage suitable for consumption via fletching.
After a number of days, this will ferment into a unique beverage suitable for consumption via fletching.
“Right then mate— last night I went Wetherspoons down the kings road… orange haired geeza’ asked me for a Durham Corking— so I came in his arse and plugged ‘im up. Absolutely impeccable. Better than that piss Carling that’s for true.”
by Euney May 8, 2024
Get the Durham Corkingmug. by ET-HAN123 January 18, 2018
Get the Horse corkmug. by karen the pumpkin October 16, 2019
Get the fishie corkmug. Slightly retarded. This is a reference to the 90s sitcom, Life Goes On, in which the Thatcher's son, Corky, had down syndrome.
by anonymous June 19, 2024
Get the Touch of the Corkmug.