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Base Contact

The act of completely penetrating your lover's oriface to the base of the penis. usually causing a sexy slapping sound, much like wet bologna on a counter top.
"Chill out with the base contact!" - Your Wife

"Oh yeah baby, I love that base contact!" - Your Wife when she was your girlfriend.
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Contact

His hand contacted my basket ball
by larstait October 11, 2003
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contractually

A phrase used meaning that a contract of some sorts restricts a person from partaking in an activity
Contractually I cannot ski right now (Will Smith on Jay Leno 12-21-06)
by MattKuz December 24, 2006
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contract year

The concious act of bettering your looks/social standing in hopes of improving upon the quality of person you're sleeping with.
Andrew: Yo, did you know Chris has lost 50lbs and has been tanning?

Chad: Yea, he's in a contract year and hoping to cash in on some sweet snizz
by jbeegeezy March 20, 2008
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contracism

When a person is given a treatment in his or her favor because of stereotypical attributes not necessarily merited.

Any seemingly racist remark or act that's made by a person out of good will; innocent assumptions made because of race.
A black president is given a longer grace period by his constituency than would a white one. That's contracism.

"Wong? Isn't he Japanese, or something like that? I bet he'd be the guy to see about doing these taxes."

"Don't African Americans have more bones than other humans?"
by creatorcreator October 15, 2009
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Contractual Rape

The moment when an enlisted member of the military no longer wishes to be in the military, but is compelled to serve out the remainder of their contract. This usually occurs about midway through a four year enlistment.
Sergeant Smith was tired of the Army always fucking him over, But he still had two years left on his contract so he had to bend over and submit to the contractual rape.
by Slappy Hooper November 7, 2012
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Zero Hour Contract Dad

In a similar context to the employment contract.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.
"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"
by David newington April 13, 2020
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