Contempted

When someone (usually an opp) gets bitten on their eye by a mosquito and becomes dumbfounded.

Man like Sanjay is bare contempted. I heard a mosquito suckled upon his optical sphere and one's gangsterial capabilities have been compromised, yuh dig.

by Grall but Holy October 2, 2022

shit eating contest

A particularly bad situation in which people seem to be unwittingly exacerbating things.

The Bush administration, a literal shit eating contest, the current job market.

by Jelly Mason July 10, 2014

Center Square

An adjective, the phrase refers to long-time comedian and actor Paul Lynde who occupied the center square in the long-running television show Hollywood Squares. The phrase is used to describe a person or thing that is flamboyantly gay.

See "Center Square Gay".

Sometimes a perjorative as in a put-down of a person or thing.

Hipster slang heard in Hyde Park, Chicago; UW- Madison, Wisconsin and Washington, DC political circles.

"Mike's dress is center square."
"Can Mike be any more center square?"
"Did you hear that? It was so center square."

by Pennlingo February 15, 2012

Hastings Canter

The act of walking (or trying to run) like a brain-dead retard. Often likened to the sight of an elderly man, whom after having just suffered a serious stroke, attempting a sprint down a steep enbankment with a pole in his rectum.

Poor fellah, he is doing the Hastings Canter. He must need some attention. Either that, or he is retarded.

by Roaaaar April 26, 2009

dirty colten

a sex act wherein a man jams his thumb, then his middle finger, then 2, 3, 4, all fingers in the ass of the female during rough sex.

Man, you shoulda seen the look this bitch gave me when I slipped her the 'ol dirty Colten. Bitch was speaking in tongues for an hour afterwards!

by thebigwonkus91 January 24, 2019

450 dead center

The act of accomplishing or doing something with the result of impressive success.

Matt: Hey man, how'd your interview go?
Dan: Took that shit 450 dead center.

by The Storm1 October 10, 2018

poopularity contest

When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.

A typical poopularity contest:

Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."

John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."

by mothercocker May 28, 2011