columbian tampon

Pulling someone's tongue out through their anus.

I'm going to give that bastard a Colombian tampon.

If I fuck this up my boss is going to give a Columbian tampon.

by Lolasaur69 November 29, 2016

columbia chiropracter

A guy who f**** every client he gets

The columbia chiropracter down the road is good with his hands.

by Idek? August 7, 2017

columbersome

When your clambering through an awkward situation and you end up with it turning very sour and being more awkward than it started !

Columbersome - Hi Geoff can you pass the toilet roll as I'm shitting myself!
Oh yes of cause as Geoff shits himself

by 1978paul August 19, 2017

Columbia

The prettiest girl alive. She short asf, but she got big booty. She is nice, sassy, smart, fine, and got a lot of people liking her. She also is in grade school. She likes to be called cute names, like baby

Columbia is my favorite person in the person.

by Eli_thebeast June 5, 2017

Columbia

Columbia- the world's prettiest girl with a big booty. She is smart, short, awesome, loving, sassy, and most definitely wow that butt tho.

Columbia is my dream girl.

by Eli_thebeast June 5, 2017

columbian taco

When you play 6 games of basketball and you are dirty with drum undamaged cheese and u put in in a woman's vagina.

Girl imma give you a Columbian taco

by Asapcuhcuh April 20, 2018

Columbian Powder Keg

When you put cocaine in someone's asshole and wait for them to fart a coke-cloud. Once the cloud has formed, you snort as much cocaine as you can/want.

Eric: Hey you wanna do a Columbian Powder Keg with me?
john: Sure, whos gonna be the cannon first?

by Falling Elements January 23, 2018