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Colorado College

A small, liberal arts school that is an oasis of sanity in Colorado Springs, which is a poor excuse for a city that is overrun by military.

The college runs on the block system. On this system, students take one class, or block, at a time for three weeks. In between blocks there are 4 1/2 day breaks during which students usually go skiing or snowboarding and partake in a general Shit Show. The system is intense, demanding and requires a lot of finesse on behalf of the student. Many of the three week courses are held outside of the college at the college's second campus in Bacca or even internationally, such as an art class that spent most of the block in Paris.

Kids at this college smoke a lot of weed and love flannel, neon clothing, spandex, guacamole, and limes. The school is flooded with friendly hipsters who, aside from the frighteningly excessive amount of whom have a Bob Dylan poster and/or Bob Marley posters in their dorm room, are ready and willing to throw a dance party whenever the time calls for it.

Townies and flyboys from the nearby air force academy continually try to crash the parties at Colorado College, but with little to no success.

The school has a "drink responsibly" policy which applies to students of all ages (as in under-ages) which absolutely owns.

Bad aspects: In Colorado Springs
Good aspects: Lots of opportunities to leave Colorado Springs, good cafeteria food, the college's president name is Dick and he rides around on a segway.
Colorado College kid: Let's blaze and watch the itunes visualizer on the big screen t.v. while blasting bollywood music.

Colorado College kid2: Naw man...I gotta go i'm going to bullshit my way through a grant and go to India
by lay-zjew January 4, 2009
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colleen ballinger

Is an amazing you tuber and creator of YouTube phenomenon, Miranda Sings. Her YouTube channel (phychosoprano) posts videos every Tuesday and Friday. On Tuesdays, she hosts Colleen's Corner, where her viewers ask her questions via the hashtag- #colleenscorner. On Fridays, she usually does a fun video, featuring her friends, her equally hilarious sister Rachel, or her boyfriend Joshua. (joshuadtv) In December she vloggs everyday with her family, her boyfriend and her friends. Also on her channel she posts bloopers of Miranda Videos and information about upcoming Miranda fun. Colleen is obsessed with Taco Bell, Beauty and the Beast/ anything Disney, and her family.
Random user: what's your favorite Disney song of all time? #colleenscorner

Colleen Ballinger: Isn't it obvious? *spontaneously starts singing "something there" from Beauty and the Beast*
by Hahahayourefunny December 24, 2013
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Collateral Fiend

a fiend that needs to get high, but may have no money, although owes collateral just to get a quick buzz.
Harry: Yo Dawg, I will let you borrow my broken watch, my cassette tape player and my last loaf of bread so I can get some rock!
Pusherman:damn you Collateral Fiend, gimme your bread and some stuff to make a sandwich and you got a deal!
Harry: sounds good, I'll be right back!
by Ya Boy Trax August 25, 2010
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brigidine college

A glistening fairy castle filled with unicorns, rainbows, flowers and maroon.

Whilst the school is religious enough to make the inhabitants cynics, it is populated mostly by atheists. Mess with Brigidine girls and you will be lost under a swarm of vicious, hormonal teenage girls.

However, whilst undoubtedly vicious, cynical and hormonal, Brigidine girls must disguise their extreme hotness under baggy kilts, else they would cause even more of Australia to become desert and push global warming to extreme scales.
"Oh dude I'm blind"
I told you not to look at a brigidine college girl
by udminime August 19, 2014
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Sir Harry Smith Community College

A school in Cambridgeshire that undoubtably has Ned Flanders as their head-teacher
in the crush hall at Sir Harry Smith Community College
Student: God Mr Digby Looks Like Ned Flanders
Ned... I Mean Digby: 2 Months Exlusion
by mehman2k16 April 6, 2009
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Union College

The reality of Union College is a mix of the above stories. Lots of rich folks but some middle class. Crazy partying, lots of drinking, coke is not in short supply but not everyone does it. It's a 4 night a week party, Monday booze where you live, Wednesday bars & small parties, Weekends Frats, house parties, bars everything. Mad fratty but frats def aren't the only game in town.
Lots of nerdy people but certainly the coolest, bacchanalian nerds to walk the earth.

The campus is gorgeous especially in Autumn and Spring and tho the snow is pretty too but gets old real fast.
Schenectady is a dump but a dump with character.
Certainly live for brunch @ West
No shortage of preppyness but a variety of styles are on showcase - Impeccable Style
The Place Exudes Class & Tradition
For those who have a problem with Union, Union doesn't care so keep it yourself
Work hard and play harder is the Union Motto
NUFF SAID
by BubbleGumGangster August 28, 2010
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Collene

A Collene is a friend for life. No matter the distance or time between you, she will be there when you need her. If you're lucky enough to find a Collene, hold on to her, she's one of a kind.
I can't believe I found a friend like Collene! I'm so lucky!
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