cockloaded

It means your angry because you were supposed to get some pussy, but you were too drunk to hit it.

I'm not in the mood, I'm cockloaded.

by Cockedandloaded December 14, 2014

CockDolphin

When a straight female cums and she sounds like a Dolphin and kills the mood.

Jake: Dude, how was your night with Sara?
Chris: It wasn't great. She's a real CockDolphin.

by Elcitoburrito March 14, 2016

cocklong

Unlike "cockstrong" which defines a man with unusual physical strength, cocklong describes a man with a large penis.

A lot of people think Wayne is cockstrong, but they often forget he's cocklong too.

by Ole Suge December 30, 2016

Cockdom

The male stage of puberty

Mom why am I getting hair in weird places. It's just cockdom honey.

by FuzzMelon May 17, 2016

cockgobbler

To insert a penis in ones mouth to the point where the testicles are rest on another's chin and the sounds of gagging are made.

"Wow, look at her/him taking in that penis so deep, they are such a cockgobbler"

by corsocon February 26, 2017

Cockfoolery

The fine art of being foolish with another cock on H1Z1.

Time to do some casual cockfoolery.

by OGHairyGrandpa March 8, 2017

Cockcoon

Where fat peoples dicks are held in unless summoned

Girl #1: the guy I fucked last night had a Cockcoon
Girl #2: wot?

Girl #1: he was fat... and his dick had to come out of metamorphosis

by The biggest loser April 18, 2018