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Clobberfuck

1. The utter destruction or domination of people, places, or things. Normally to the max extreme.

2. Overweight couples having intercourse.
1. Professor: "Now students, in one sentence how could you describe the Japanese army's Rape of Nanking?
Student: "It was a clobberfuck, Professor."

2. *audible and rhythmic clapping and fwapping sound behind a closed door*
Bystander: "Sounds like some clobberfucking is going on around here!"
by Mr. von Steinberg May 18, 2010
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Climbing the apple tree

like "climbing the mango tree" but for women; masterbation for women
girl 1: "i squirted after climbing the apple tree last night"

girl 2: "OMG howd u climb?
by abcd i did ur mommy September 22, 2010
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climb the daddy mountain

there really is no defining. If you are here, good chances your mind is twisted and can figure it out. If not, phone a friend.
Upon his return from a long trip away, she was ready to climb the daddy mountain
by Walter Gaspipe White November 7, 2013
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Coconut Climber

A racial word used to describe a Puerto Rican. Preferable a lazy one who gets welfare checks in the mail and drinks beer in front of his/her porch and/or open garage. Also yells instead of talks at a listenable level.
Them damn Coconut Climbers keep sitting around doin' nuttin! Lazy shits!
by LlamaGenocide April 9, 2011
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slime climb

THE MOST FUCKING STRESSED GAME MODE IN FALL GUYS
by Ghosxty November 3, 2020
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porch climber

A gamblers term in golf for someone who owes money to you from an on-course bet and disappears as soon as you walk in the clubhouse grill-room.
Also used as a term for a gambler who's handicap is questionable or possibly inflated artificially (see sandbagger).
Often shortened to porchie and used as an adjective.
I beat Pierre 16 ways on that last press. Where is he?

Can you see those hands clinging to the railing out there ... ?

That goddamn porch climber!
by vic_city_boy June 1, 2011
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climber

A widow or widower that is so upset about the death of the spouse that they attempt to climb into the coffin with the body.
"Keep an eye on the widow, she looks like a climber"
by PhlebotomyGirl April 21, 2006
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