PhlebotomyGirl's definitions

kinderschutten

A german womam's birth canal.

Wow, Bruinhilda's kinderschutten is huge since she had the triplets.

by PhlebotomyGirl December 1, 2016

rainbow draw

When a phlebotomist or a nurse can't read the doctors blood draw order, they proceed to fill a testtube of every color just to be safe.

"I can figure out if the Doctor is ordering a blood test or his lunch. I'm just going to do a rainbow draw."

by PhlebotomyGirl April 21, 2006

ts bundy

Medical Slang for "Totally Screwed But Unfortunately Not dead Yet" Usually describes someone that is suffering from a very painful deadly disease but is still hanging on.

The patient is TS Bundy in room 2, don't expect to clear the bed anytime soon.

by PhlebotomyGirl April 21, 2006

climber

A widow or widower that is so upset about the death of the spouse that they attempt to climb into the coffin with the body.

"Keep an eye on the widow, she looks like a climber"

by PhlebotomyGirl April 21, 2006

DSB

verb- Drug Seeking Behavior- commonly found in Emergency room charts for Vicodine or Oxycontin addicts. Always has back pain, is allergic to asprin and tylenol.

"The man in room two is exhibiting DSB".

by PhlebotomyGirl April 13, 2006

smooth

A person who is not pierced.

"Check out the breeders, they are ultra-smooth"

by PhlebotomyGirl April 13, 2006

hark

the sound a cat makes when throwning up a hairball, or the body movements made while the cat is yarking up a hairball.

The cat is harking under the bed again. You clean it up

by PhlebotomyGirl April 13, 2006