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Clémence

Someone who is your friend but then decides that you aren’t good enough for them
Basically another definition for bitch
Someone who will deny their Insults which, when she actually insults you, you may start crying inside.

A bully who is a girl who deny any fights you challenge her because she can’t actually fight.
Man that girl is such a bitch, she is totally Clémence today.
by Yo whats up April 29, 2019
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Cledonomancy

1. Divination through interpreting random remarks, statements or events.

2. The process of determining a prospective significant other's sanity by constant discussion of that person's actions and remarks with all other members of one's social group, behind said person's back.
If you end up pseudo-dating a sociopath, cledonomancy might not be your strong suit
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Clemson

An inferior clone mutation of a person, place, or thing that looks almost exactly like the original it was trying mimic. A clemson has the capability to truly fool others into believing they're in fact the original and not the generic clone. Clemsonians, those on board with clemson(s). have a seemingly self-aware ignorance of their clemson's inferior, coincidental likeness of its predecessor. Clemson(s) tend to spawn from very stout predecessors that can carry them very far without having any origin.
Bro, that PolyStation is a straight clemson. It looks almost exactly like the Playstation it was trying to mimic, plays terrible games, and has the capability to truly fool others. This bizarre clemson goes for it in terms of aping the PlayStation’s original packaging, even going so far as to mimic the PSone’s shape. Despite this clemson not being able to play any PlayStation titles whatsoever, it nailed the “gamer” aesthetic, but failed in nearly every other conceivable aspect—unless you were, perhaps, an unsuspecting parent or grandparent looking to grab a fun gift for your children or grandchildren.
by Sm0t P0ker October 14, 2021
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clemenphucker

a distant relative to clementoni, the clemenphucker is the part of clementoni that creates evil papers and forces children to choke on them. Also a virgin.
clemenphucker is sooooo a virgin
by yoyo April 27, 2004
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clementoni

an english teacher who will purposely torture you with papers out of the wazoo and confuse you and make you want to murder little fuzzy white bunnies
aka clemenphuckker
"man, that clementoni will fuck you up"
by p[][] March 16, 2004
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Clemund

A ugly bitch with diseases and has your distrust and dislike. They also have morally low standards as well as many STD's and by bitch it means being obnoxious on different levels.------what is really being said is your a ghetto piece of shit who is as well a sperm dumpster which is a lowlife dogged out excuse of a human foreshortened as cle
You fucking clemund shortened as cle
by JW-CANNABIS April 6, 2016
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Clemente

To profile shenanigans of any kind LIKE A BOSS by using criminal behavioral analysis.
"I Clemente'd the FUCK out of that crime scene!!"

Bro 1 "How'd you figure out that Bob stole your beers?"
Bro 2 "I Clemente'd that shit bro!"
Bro 1 "Sweeeet"
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