carnageval

Any traveling pop-up carnival that comes to shopping center parking lots, malls and local fairgrounds. Typically consisting of old amusement park rides that sometines causes physical injury or death to it's riders.

Look mommy, it's a carnival, can we go to it? No sweetie, we're not going to that Carnageval.

by rezinator June 14, 2018

carnageval

Any traveling pop-up carnival often found in parking lots, malls and fairgrounds. They are typically composed of old amusement park rides where their upkeep is not a priority. Some may consider these rides dangerous, and on occasion have been known to cause personal injury or even death.

Oooh mommy look, it's a carnival. Can we go pleeeeease? No honey. we're not going to that Carnageval. I wouldn't want you to risk your life on one of those broken down rides.

by rezinator June 15, 2018

Carnation Wa

Carnation, a place where there's meth heads wherever you go. Or a bunch of hoes that'll lick for for a couple bucks. And a Hole bunch of rednnecks that will shoot you for touching there trucks,fat bitches or there beer. So it's perfect if you wanna get your was beat for no reason.

Oh wow, carnation wa sucks, but at least there's hoes everywhere.

by milkshake567 July 3, 2018

Carney Chlamydia

A super specific strain of chlamydiathat can only be caught by having sex with a carnival worker.

She caught a nasty case of carney chlamydia after hooking up with the ferris wheel operator.

by Nicole from Lakeville July 24, 2018

carnage candy

The excessive gore and violence on tv, in the movies and covered in media. Also referred to as torture porn. carnage, murder, torture, death, torture porn, horror movies, monsters, maniacs, blood, flesh, mass shootings, stab, shoot, gun, knife, killer

I’m not a fan of the movies in the 2000s because there was too much carnage candy for me. I agree John.

by joecoolthefool October 14, 2018

Carn-out

A self-righteous hissy fit including the over-inflation of any minor issue

*By the water-cooler, in an office far far away*
Chum 1: "I heard that the accounts team changed the air con temperature down by 1 degree celcius this morning."
Chum 2: "WHAT!!! THEY DID WHAT?! DO THEY NOT HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR ANYONE IN THIS BUILDING?! I SWEAR, THOSE LOT IN ACCOUNTS ARE ALWAYS TURNING THE AIR CON DOWN! IT'S FREEZING, THAT ACCOUNTS TEAM ARE A CLIQUE IF YOU ASK ME. THIS IS A FARCE! I'M COMPLAINING TO MANAGEMENT! THEY ARE CREATING SO MUCH IN-FIGHTING!!!! OMG!!!!"
*over on the accounts team pod*
Chum 3: <to Chum 4> "Seen that over there? Our new accounts clerk is having right old carn-out"
Chum 4: <to Chum 3> "Meh, I told him I was turning the air con down before I did it..."

by KDTC August 22, 2019

Carniggerous

Black guys who always have beef.

I can’t even chill with Jamal anymore, his carniggerous ass is always getting into fights.

by Anchovies on your pelvis October 29, 2019