Chance

A person who is normally a jerk to friends and likes to kick people in the shins.

OMG he is such a Chance!

by Jakefrmstfarm0 November 4, 2019

A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell

"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"

by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

When you are having anal sex with your partner and they begin to poop diarrhea during sex, and instead of stopping you continue to push through the waves of poop.

She just kept shitting all over him but he kept going. Guess you can say they were doing a Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

by Prof. Marik August 23, 2011

Chancey

The name of every old man who exists. FACT!

Crimson: Hey Brad what's you're grandpa called?
Brad: Chancey, why did you ask?
Crimson: CHANCEY? Mine's called that as well.
Passer by: Did you guys just say your grandpa's are called Chancey? Becuase mine is too!
Passer by 2: Hey mine too!
Passey by 3: Yeah me three, mine grandpa is called Chancey!
Brad: Woah that's crazy, maybe ever old man is called Chancey?
Professor Logan: Hello boys and girls, yes every old man is called Chancey, I'm seventy four and guess what? My name's Vince.

by Antichris II February 10, 2007

Clancey

The most trustworthy friend you could ever have. She is known to many people as the "couple maker". Normally brown haired and hazel eyed. Normally dates a Tyler, Evan, Or Jacob. Is OBSESSED with eating and sleeping. Normally has a best friend by the name of Madison Or Blakele. She is an AMMMMAAAZZZINNGGG friend and will always have your back.

Madison:"Clancey is my best friend!"
Evan:" She's My Girlfriend! "

by Tiffany Shelton July 28, 2017

Cloudy with a slight chance of stupid

A forecast of bad decisions revolving around cloud technologies by naïve Information Technology Management.

You will often hear these “Cloud Geeks” spouting off about all of the latest cloud information from the latest CIO Magazine, which usually includes buzz words like Cloudtopia and Cloudmosphere.

Engineer 1 - Did you hear that the CIO wants to put everything in the cloud?

Engineer 2 - Yaw, he has been saying that for the last year....what a cloud geek!

Engineer 1 - If he gets his way, this could be disasterous. Do you think he is really going to go through with it?

Engineer 2 - I predict that it is going to be Cloudy with a slight chance of Stupid!

by archyis September 24, 2009

[chance]

Chance does not exist.

Every decision we make in life is strategic and catastrophic to our future.

Missed opportunities are unexcusable.

I would say we met by chance but then I'd just be talking nonsense and looking at a smaller, more naive picture.

by wnk January 4, 2009